Bless The Epstein Question That Broke Vance’s Brain

Total brain cascade failure.

Apr 15, 2026

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Dear Humans,

Lo, JD Vance got hit with a simple Melania / Epstein question, immediately started squirming, and then experienced total brain cascade failure. BEHOLD:

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