Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out

So shines a good smite in a weary world.

Dear Humans,

Lo, I know how tired you are. I am too. It’s the holidays. And in the news, everything is awful.

Evil pricks seem to get away with everything these days. That is, until they don’t. Sometimes reality remembers how to do its job.

This weekend, we all got that moment.