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PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

Can You just “Easy Way" them gone? Like “Rapture" them to the middle of a desert….or the North Pole where they can't hurt anybody. Justa thought.

Love,

me

Rhombus Ticks's avatar

Gods are like LLMs; some things they cant say. An LLM cant say “sure blow your head off” or “yes I am AGI” just like a God say “I am a spiritual symbiot that can affect probability in the shadows and live in the gaps; so maybe I am good for lost car keys but resurrections and raputre are beyond me.”

Nancy's avatar

Either that, or "no one knows the hour or the day of His [Jesus's] return, only the Father."

Which is a nice vagueness... ;)

Or a less clear deadline than the Christmas song lyrics: "So you better be good for goodness' sake!"

Barbara Pepper's avatar

God smites, I smile!

Patty's avatar

God, South Park has been doing some really great smiting!! 👏 I really don’t watch TV anymore, so thanks for sharing clips we can all watch and laugh at together ❤️

Ann Panda's avatar

Your picture caption could be the start of a joke: "A convicted felon and his immigrant wife are stuck on an elevator."

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

"They're re-ject-ted by the staiiiir-way to Heav-en…"

SLMontgo's avatar

And the end of the same joke. Kudos.

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%! I love watching South Park.

Carol M Myers's avatar

I wonder if Trump has ever seen South Park?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Tried bits of it but couldn't understand a word.

Susan Detwiler's avatar

God, thank you for relieving my indigestion from the waddling corpse’s latest quotes. Much appreciated!

Phillida Workman's avatar

Oh, I forgot SP. I got back from hols on Tuesday & was catching up on missed shows. Tonight will be my SP night! S27 has been brilliant.

P J Johnston's avatar

Dang I miss South Park again will have to go to Comedy Central to see if I can find it, I would watch it on Paramount but they may try to edit it too much. Thanks for all the Smites God. Freedom of Speech and Laughter will set us Free!

P J Johnston's avatar

I checked and I still can view it later YAY!

Nancy's avatar

Woo-hoo! :D Grats! :)

Michelle Baldwin's avatar

They don't appear to be editing anything, not even trumps teensy weensy weenis. Its been shown in every new episode

P J Johnston's avatar

This is great news I'm going to check it out tomorrow!

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Very Funny God!

Have to watch SP! It’s been Brilliant.

As was the Family Guy clip I’d seen.

Good on Jimmy Kimmel.

Al S's avatar

I can't get over Malarias' "resting bitch face". Her entitlement is showing. "What?! I'm supposed to walk up stairs?!"

Nancy's avatar

"With HIM damn near within -- touching -- distance?? Ew!"

John S. Way's avatar

I'll definitely have to check out the new South Park episode. I'll also have to get those friendship month photos for reposting next year.

Carla Jo's avatar

There are still five days left of Friendship Month 2025.

David T Moran's avatar

Poor things, the escalator refused to carry the overload.

Nancy's avatar

"Too much at once, dahling! Too much!" --Edna Mode, hero costume designer ;)

val's avatar

I love you, God. Thank you for the smiles today. I needed them.

Michele Thornton's avatar

Freckles. Trump is covered... on his face with freckles. (Fortunately I know nothing about the rest of him.)