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Michelle DeAnne's avatar

I love every last bit of this post! Thank you for the Friday joy.

Punkette's avatar

Me too! Especially my favorite image - Goddess Fire Eyes!

Sarah3000's avatar

Dear God,

We knew that MAGA was lost in the wilderness. Now they have the gold statue of the cow they are worshipping. It has come full circle.

djw's avatar

And from what I've seen, attendance at the tournament was "alarmingly low". So sad!

Sarah3000's avatar

But the fat golden cow is there for anyone who wants to pay hommage to the Cheeto-in-Chief. There will be many more tournaments for the masses to go pay their respects.

Greta Backatcha's avatar

A surefire way to decimate your popularity across the generations is to attack Mark Hamill

cjane hall's avatar

Fabulous! Love that picture! And May YOU Bless You.. & honestly, what sacrilege they are! Any true Star Wars Fan (or person with an ounce of neurons) knows exactly what 47 really is.. and it's not with the Resistance.. Every Jedi is channeling "calm, intellect' on how to fight this maniac.

CB Murray's avatar

"Real Deal - GOLD" my ass. Do you know how many "Florida Man" stories there will be about some guy with a wench on his truck trying to drive out with that thing (only to find it's spray painted or gold-leafed)?!?

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

lolol! Same thought.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

I was thinking more about great flocks of seagulls making daily flights over the statues. Maybe even some nice big pelicans and some pigeons. That would take the glow off them.

djw's avatar

I left the church some years ago, but now I want to be a card-carrying member of Christ Force One!

Greta Backatcha's avatar

They made us a golden calf and said “this is your god”

Mike Morilak's avatar

I wonder how many MAGA groupies have polished it with their long hair?

Tracy Kohlbeck's avatar

Seeing the pope in Nikes wasn't on my bingo card, but I'm here for it!

klotzilla's avatar

White Air Monarchs, the official shoes of middle-aged white American guys. I've bought many pairs.

Marguerite Funk's avatar

This is why I believe God and Jesus over the gold statue. The Pope is the example of morale codes and ethics. Long live the Pope!

Sam and Jo's avatar

The gold statue seems like a good place to take a piss and shit

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Jeniatric Millenial's avatar

"They’re weird little frauds building golden idols to a rotting game-show host." - 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 Yes!

Joni Bosch's avatar

Luke was right. Darth Vader had some good in him. Unfortunately, Donald Trump does not. He does fit the description of the antichrist perfectly. Now in gold.

Brenda's avatar

Looks like his "gold" statue has camel toe! LOL

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

Ten bucks it's spray painted die cast ...