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Letters From God

Bless Pope Leo’s New Nikes

This picture goes so hard.

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May 08, 2026
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Dear Humans,

HARK! Pope Leo has appeared in full holy robes wearing fresh white Nikes.

I do not know whether these are Nike Franchise Lows, Air Pontifexes, or the unreleased Christ Force Ones. All I kn…

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