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CaptJim's avatar

Who in their right mind would want to ride around in a dressed-up steal dumpster.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Someione who wants people to know they have $100,000 to blow on a piece of shit.

Christina Kasica's avatar

The answer, sail, to "who in their right mind would want to ride around in a dressed-up steel dumpster?" is, The 77 million criminals and dummies who voted for Trump. Not the 253 million American humans of every age, color and persuasion who did not vote for Trump.

Nancy's avatar

Hmm; but how many of the 253 million others of us are eligible voters? :-/

The way I heard it, Donold won by like 29% of the vote, Harris got like 27-28% of the vote, and 43-44% of the eligible voters...apparently sat on their hands, or didn't know Biden WAS NO LONGER THE CANDIDATE (from what I've been hearing, true), or didn't know when Election Day was (even folks who just got the vote, be they brand new formerly immigrant citizens [actually, given all the hoops of knowledge they have to jump through, they'd know more than anyone else] to 18-year-olds, should know that it's been the same since, oh, I dunno, /1845/: the first Tuesday in November. Check a calendar every once in awhile, folks, to see what that day is, number-wise, in a given election year), or thought they didn't need to. X-P

Nancy Goody's avatar

Hard to believe, isn’t it?

CrossBordered's avatar

I understand they’re now known as swastikars.

Michele Desoer's avatar

Is it wrong that I agree with Bannon that Leon “Bad Implant” Musk is a parasitic illegal immigrant? I guess the bad implant says a lot about how he feels about himself… 🤔

Richard Hyppa's avatar

Poor Stevie, Rump won't give him the time of day, he so jealous, and has no power of any kind, all by him little ol' self.....HAHAHAHA!! Keep whining Stevie, and start trotting out some of those burial places where Donold's secrets are buried, that's your only hope!

Nancy's avatar

Parasite, check. ;-)

Immigrant, check. ;-)

Illegal? Yep! The original Visa he was in the U.S. on was a student thing, dependent on his NOT DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. So, what'd he do? I'm not sure how long he actually stayed in school, but he: 1) dropped out, and 2) got involved/help found PayPal (maybe; if anything, like how Jobs "helped found" Apple and Gates "helped found" Microsoft, being on the business vs. the actual tech side).

Which means: every Visa based on that original one, that he broke (which should've gotten him deported once it ran out), is also null and void. ;-)

Never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but: Steve Bannon was right about that. :-/

Christie sebo's avatar

people decided that supporting this regime was the right thing to do. Wouldn't it be interesting to hear step by step inner dialogue pronouncements from people who ignored their own internal Warning Systems and where they were the exact moment they chose to ignore what every person is equipped with, their self defense mechanisms? What happened to gut feelings? When I look at a thing, it's a thing. When I hear a thing, I know I've heard it. We have a mixture of cognitive dissonance and Oppositional Defiant Disorder running amok. And two very unappealing malignant narcissists running the show. What can possibly go wrong?

Carla Jo's avatar

Much like Westworld - Nothing can go wrong.

P J Johnston's avatar

All great questions, I guess the "gut instinct" has left the building!

Robot Bender's avatar

Aww, poor MAGA is feeling the pain. (Tiny violin) Go self fornicate, you asshole and everyone like you. You've finally realized that the GOP lumps all but the 0.05% in with the rest.

Molly Burns's avatar

It’s hilarious that this fool thinks Assface and Melon Husk are actually going to see and give a shit about his tiny little note. Also, I still can’t believe there are people stupid enough to think those guys care about anyone but themselves. 🤦🏻‍♀️ You’re just supposed to screw women and immigrants and the LGBTQIA community, not THE VETERANS. Bruh… they don’t give a shit about veterans. (I do, btw. Whatever I think about this idiot and his foolish MAGA stepdad, veterans served and they deserve their benefits.)

Christina Kasica's avatar

These are people who, if they don't like a fact, simply pretend it isn't true. Then they pretend the opposite is true. The horror is, 77 million people just obediently put the fact aside and give sickening, sycophantic lip service, over and over and over, to pretending the non-fact is true. After a while, in this upside-down world, it is.

P J Johnston's avatar

They don't care about ANYONE, Man, Woman, Child, LGBTQ+, Poor White, Black, Brown, or any other color that lives in this country. NOPE it's ME, ME, ME and that's how it will blow up. Both will want it all and fight will ensue and BINGO!

Nancy's avatar

It’s beginning to show how the trumpers are feeling self righteous. This is a common symptom of cults that you are special and entitled to special treatment. This is like how the dictate in my early Catholic church days that only Catholics can go to heaven.

RLT's avatar

I think they’ve always acted self-righteous. That’s part of their problems.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

This begging letter demonstrates what is deeply wrong with the MAGA mindset. How many Dems would write to Joe thinking a) he would see it and b) he would do something just for THEM? MAGA don't see trump as a politician- they see him as a close family friend. Totally delusional.

Carla Jo's avatar

They see him as the Second Coming of Christ.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

More like the Antichrist , if you ask me !

A. Freimund's avatar

In the movie "The Omen", they say that, according to Revelations, the Antichrist rises from "the endless sea", which THEY interpret as meaning, "the realm of politics". Coincidence??

Nancy's avatar

There's been some debate about the whole "Antichrist" thing; a lot of historians are thinking it was a political thing, dressed up in religious code, because the early Christians were hacked off at Emperor Nero, but they couldn't say things like "Nero stinks! He sucks! He's a fink! Down with Nero!" because they didn't have freedom of speech.

And Nero had heard about early Christians in Rome dancing in the streets during his fire (and it's thought that he wasn't even in the area at the time, but touring the provinces, winning all the music and acting contests), being all happy about it ("It's the end of the world! Woo-hoo! Take us now, Lord, we're ready!" [Jesus, dude, you wouldn't be that uncool, would ya? :-/]). So he rounded up the happiest ones and "put them to the question" (= tortured them until they "confessed" to setting the fire as arsonists).

So he had them all executed publicly, not for being members of some li'l obscure Jewish sect (which would've made them martyrs), but for being arsonists, which was really serious in that fire-trap of a densely populated city. The others were bent out of shape about it, and looked for ways to stick it to him, probably:

"You know how we call folks who don't like us or our Boss, 'anti-Christs'? Well, he's like the /ultimate/ Antichrist!"

"Yeah! And the Great Enemy!"

"Yeah! And the Great Beast! You seen that /neck beard/ of his?! Ew!"

"Yeah! And you can't do anything in this city without his image on you!" [holds up a coin]

"Yeah! And you can't be a citizen without his mark on you, of being a soldier in the military! We're pacifists!" [once upon a time, yeah...]

"Hey! Lookee here! All those names he's got?? Three of 'em in a row have SIX LETTERS EACH! That's it! That's 'the number of the Beast'! 666! :D"

"Awesome! Who're we gonna get to write all this down in the pamphlets?"

"Remember that dude, John the Nut? Who got exiled for his big mouth? [I'm guessing] He hates the Roman bosses! Let's give it to him! :D"

"I dunno; you think anybody in the future will take it out of context...?"

A. Freimund's avatar

Oh, I know this, being a bit of a religion nerd or student of bible history. The early Christians expected Jesus to return in their lifetime and smite the Roman Empire who oppressed them and the Jews before them. I brought up The Omen reference as a joke. : )

William Weaver's avatar

Consequences are the only way people are going to learn. "If" they even can learn. Time will tell.

Christina Kasica's avatar

Nah, I think they'll just die off and any offspring will be dumber, ravaged by RFKJRs epidemics, a diet composed 100% Koch's GMO-poisoned junk food, and a cultural environment where there is no schooling, no one has to go, but that's ok because no one wants to go.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

This is just the lower level version of when a senator like Lisa Murchowski says she's all for reducing the size of the federal government, but not in her state! Mama has to bring home the bacon. Surely DOGE wasn't meant to cut any of the vital programs republicans need to get reelected.

DL Jr's avatar

Continued - Sen Tim Scott of SC, head of Senate banking committee, wants to INCREASE bank overdraft fees to pre-Biden levels. Nothing says “FU Voters” like this. Tim ,you’ve sold your soul to Prez Bonespurs!

Punkette's avatar

Coz Biden lowered bank fees for Americans (considerably!) and the jealous futhermuckers can’t stand that. All of Joe’s accomplishments must be yanked!

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

somehow, I think that happened when he became the token black for the replugs.

TonyG's avatar

And he didn’t even get nominated for secretary of anything….. durp

Nancy's avatar

Of course they wouldn't; he's black. X-P

Richard Hyppa's avatar

Love the pics of protestors at the Tesla store in friggin' cold-ass Minnesota!!

When is a kid, like one of us, going to build a cardboard replica of that ugliest vehicle of all time (UVOAT) and set it on fire? Maybe spend a weekend and make 5-10 of them, stack 'em up and set fire to all at the same time? Minnesotans need to keep warm this weekend?? Let's see it!!

Samantha's avatar

Dear God et al, remember, in 1984, when Winston Smith is finally tortured enough and says "Do it to Julia?" This is what the Mumps have been saying all along. On the one hand they are idiotic dupes, falling for Mumps cons time after time. On the other hand, they truly seem to believe, and celebrate, that causing death, harm, misery and dislocation/imprisonment to the "wrong" kind of women and men, usually not lily-white and xtian, is just dandy and will protect their own white, xtian lives. Imagine the cognitive dissonance as they begin to dimly realize that the cruelty is meant as much for them as for the rest of us. Frankly, I have little sympathy for the adults who chose this insanity. Sadly, it is not just adults. Their kids are going to pay some high prices, including dying young from hunger, diseases that vaccines and treatments will no longer be available for, climate catastrophes and complete lack of useful, historical and scientific education. For them, my heart hurts. They did not choose this. And now, some red states, notably Missouri for now, are trying to put into place pregnancy tracking, in association with evangelical adoption agencies masquerading as counseling centers, so that white children born to women whom the state has deemed to be unfit, for their own purposes, can be taken from mothers, without their consent, and given to good, xtian folk who will raise them right. This is human trafficking. This is slavery. This is Gideon and The Handmaids Tale, being put into place right before our eyes. God help us all. Why are these, and other, atrocities not being shouted from every roof top, every newspaper and show? Are we still really that disposable to so many men?

Samantha's avatar

Oh, and the Nazis did the same thing in Germany, adopting out sweet little blonde babies to 'deserving' 'Aryan' families from Sweden or such. And it was not just little blonde sweeties. They removed, without parental permission, Romany and other non-'Aryan' babies and sent them to live with and, according to some remembrances - which I read long ago - raised, not as family, but as servants and farm laborers. Guess who wants to bring back slavery? I might be way off base with this, and I pray that I am, but we should really keep an eye on this development. MAGA innocence is, most decidedly, not the automatic assumption I want to make right now. We need to remember our histories, for good and ill, if we want to tack in another direction.

Joni Bosch's avatar

“ Everyone is cheating except me!”

A R's avatar

1 Thy kingdom come, O God,

thy rule, O Christ, begin;

break with thine iron rod

the tyrannies of sin.

2 Where is thy reign of peace

and purity and love?

When shall all hatred cease,

as in the realms above?

3 When comes the promised time

that war shall be no more,

and lust, oppression, crime

shall flee thy face before?

4 We pray thee, Lord, arise,

and come in thy great might;

revive our longing eyes,

which languish for thy sight.

5 Men scorn thy sacred name,

and wolves devour thy fold;

by many deeds of shame

we learn that love grows cold.

6 O'er lands both near and far

thick darkness broodeth yet:

arise, O Morning Star,

arise, and never set!

Source: Ancient and Modern: hymns and songs for refreshing worship #816a. Available at

https://hymnary.org/text/thy_kingdom_come_o_god_thy_reign

Carla Jo's avatar

Wonder if the writer knew The Morning Star was the angel Lucifer?

He who was the favorite of Jehovah. Who rebelled, drew 1/3 of the angels into the fight on his side, and was cast out of heaven into the Darkness, his followers with him?

Christina Kasica's avatar

Carla Jo, we sure are in a broken realm of pure suffering.

Nancy's avatar

My favorite Garth Brooks song is "We Shall Be Free" (I apologize for the video quality [it really does indeed suck], but the lyrics are cool and slightly added to, being a live show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3qXMMvWC54).

It may wind up taking that hymn take on the whole thing to reset everything. :-/

Virginia Stellato's avatar

I like the “parasitic illegal immigrant” moniker. One thing that has to happen is the names of these maga loving X posters need to be shown, and not redacted. They are posting on a public forum. Include their names.

Alexander Anderson's avatar

Asks for a favor from Elon, gets the Gestapo instead.

Nancy's avatar

Not "gazpacho"? X-D