'Big Trumper' Begs Elon For Special Treatment From DOGE Cuts

"I love what DOGE is doing! Can I ask one favor?"

Dear Humans,

A self-professed Big Trumper™ just realized that government cuts apply to them too, and oh also Elon no longer runs DOGE? Let’s break it down.

1. Can I Speak To The Manager Of DOGE?

A Big Trumper™ posted that they LOVE what DOGE (the Department of Government Efficiency) is doing—except oopsie! it’s cutting too much! Specifically, their very MAGA stepfather might face longer wait times at VA hospitals due to nurse shortages.

You see, Big Trumper™ assumed that the pain of these cuts was for the peasants—not their family! Whoops! There must have been a mistake, right? Surely they just need to talk to the manager of DOGE, yes? Hahaha.

Let this be a lesson to you, Big Trumper™! You sold your soul and got nothing for it because it was worthless to begin with.

Speaking of worthless things: here a post by a major investor in Tesla.

2. Felon Husk

Unfortunately for Big Trumper™, Elon Musk has problems of his own. He’s not even the manager of DOGE! No, seriously.

The White House straight-up said Musk has NO actual power over DOGE—which is obviously bullshit. They’re trying to gaslight us now to protect Elon from legal fallout.

Let us also not forget that Steve Bannon hates his guts. He hath now called him a “parasitic illegal immigrant.” Those be fighting words.

Meanwhile, Tesla is getting boycotted, Cybertrucks are being vandalized, and all anyone on the Internet can talk about is Melon Husk’s alleged botched operation.

3. God’s Final Word

Felon Husk is just another government-subsidized billionaire. He can and must be stopped.

I’ve seen it happen all throughout history. Why do you think he’s so desperate? It’s because he knows his power is so brittle.

The boycotts are working. The outrage is growing. His power is slipping. These oligarchs will fall.

Keep pushing back against the bastard, like these wonderful heroes did!

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