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Always Raining's avatar

I’m thoroughly disappointed that this is satire because I would LOVE President Biden to say this publicly.

God's avatar

well if enough people restack it maybe he’ll see it! 😂

Solon Aquila's avatar

Please don’t use emojis.

SPW's avatar

🤐😡! While perfectly capable of using the English language, sometimes a couple of pertinent emojis say it much clearer to someone who has an issue of some sort on a forum that seems to enjoy all sorts of communication types. Or perhaps you would prefer some good old Anglo Saxon slang instead?

KunoichiWarrior's avatar

Why not? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jill Horner's avatar

Are emojis not allowed??

Georgia Fisher's avatar

What no free speach.

How long is your visitors pasport for.

Solon Aquila's avatar

What does “free speech” have to do with writing like a 12-year-old?

Passport? What are you on about?

Jerk.

Kathlyn's avatar

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he has said something very similar to this in private, would you?

Ellen MHa's avatar

Accept for "at least in not Batshit crazy.".

Lou Rinaldi's avatar

I am hopeful Biden or a close spokesperson will say that or something very similar after debates, assuming trump doesn’t back out. And after Labor Day, when Americans start focusing on the election.

Debrah Kemp's avatar

I think only this type of plain speech will compute with the simpletons that believe Trump’s lies.

George Sanchez's avatar

I honestly thought this was an actual press report, before the F Bombs. But biden does have the temperament to express himself. And should speak more openly about the orange turd.

Bob A's avatar

I dont think Biden needs to curse more, but he could make the same points in a genteel, understated way. Obama is really good at this.

Gary Hammond's avatar

I was hoping it was real!

Caroline Carver's avatar

Dear God, I thought Biden said all that including the swearing. Imagine how I felt when I realized it was parody. Could you do Trump next? He's comedy gold... so much material there.

God's avatar

Haha, check out last week’s God Pod News. I did an article on Trump almost every day 🤦‍♂️

Caroline Carver's avatar

I guess I just can't get enough Trump news from you. Btw, can I buy a t-shirt like yours that says, "God loves gays" ?

rachel111's avatar

Yay, God!!😂😍💕

ImaginaryLover's avatar

Trump isn't comedy anymore. No matter how stupid or outrageous it's normal, so normally stupid its not funny.

Peg G's avatar

I don’t think Biden should get down in the gutter with mr t…….his character wouldn’t let him! That is why we admire him. BUT, we can say those things for him and really get behind him and support him all the way! Biden/Harris can lead this nation out of this confusion, chaos, and give t the chance to prove to us he is as corrupt as he is!!!

Jeanette Rossman Rodman's avatar

Oh, I’m pretty sure that, when he’s at home, he lets drop the occasional F-bomb, and perhaps even a Batshit crazy.

Barbara Olsen's avatar

Oh God, you rascal, you got me!

Tell Biden it's okay to say Batshit Crazy if he doesn't want to drop any F-bombs (it'd be great to hear him say that)

DeeDee's avatar

Damn I was thinking he really said these things…. He’s gonna

He won’t swear though.

Ellen Schwartz's avatar

oh, by the way, God, if you ever re-order a run of T-shirts, put your web address on them!! You are missing out on advertising.

Eva Grammer's avatar

I love this!! Wish Biden could really talk like this, but he's got too much class to actually.

Papadas's avatar

hi god… i was wondering if you were thinking about adding another book to the bible… the ‘big book of trump’.

Papadas's avatar

jus testing you…

Kathlyn's avatar

Is that like Revelation? I mean, I’m pretty sure Trump is cosplaying the Antichrist at this point.

Georgia Fisher's avatar

I don't think so. Because he is a no account pompous flake.

Kathlyn's avatar

I didn’t say he WAS that important - just that he’s playing at it

John Guthrie's avatar

I really hope you’re right my friend

Lyn's avatar

In a world that spends billions trying to keep us alive longer, they complain about a person's age. He should also be pointing out his support team compared to Trumps, who are also all felons.

Ellen Schwartz's avatar

if Biden cursed twice as much as in the parody, it wouldn’t be close to how much I do. The one thing I retain after three decades of computer programming.

Tina's avatar

I just love swearing

Evan's avatar

That was a mean prank. You really got my hopes up.

God's avatar

all my articles are satire 🫥

Evan's avatar

Funny cause I know that but I wanted this to be real so badly. And you did a good job making it seem so.

God's avatar

sometimes I imagine the world I want to see

Jill Messick Ward's avatar

Keep doing that, share with us. Pretty sure we are seeing the same world. But you have a platform. :)

Nancy Keenan's avatar

🙏🙏🙏Praying they were real, God!

Gail Johnson's avatar

Damn, I was hoping he really said those things!

Nancy Keenan's avatar

It was rather refreshing to hear Biden come down on his opponent as a clear & present danger…But I think he can still do that without using the F bomb, & set a good example. As we saw with Trump’s election in 2016, he gave credibility to being nasty, divisive & just plain mean!

God's avatar

to be clear, this is a satirical article.

Julia Fogg's avatar

And very good satire at that! Thanks…

Tina's avatar

There you go! An intelligent response

Nancy Keenan's avatar

I know, but you asked what we thought of this, right? I think Biden should truly think about going back at Trump, in a civilized manner!