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Biden On His Age: 'At Least I'm Not a Criminal and Batshit Insane'

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Jun 15, 2024
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WASHINGTON D.C. - President Joe Biden took to the podium today to address the elephant in the room—his age.

“Sure, I’m old,” Biden began, drawing a chuckle from the gathered press. “But let’s put things in perspective here. At least I’m not a criminal and completely batshit insane.”

The comment drew a mix of laughter and applause, a moment of levity in an…

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