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Joni Bosch's avatar

Trump told you who he was. You chose not to believe him.

Matthew Ward's avatar

The only time he told the truth was before the 2016 election when he told us the election was rigged.

Cat's avatar

Great list of amends. I would add crack open a book once in a while. Watch a Ken Burns documentary. Visit a city. Go to a museum and or library. Shop at a bodega. You will always have that mark of maga shame upon you no matter what, but maybe God will forgive you eventually. Maybe not.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

I’m coming down on the not forgiving side.

CatC's avatar

100% agree. Cats think alike. :)

Ann henry's avatar

What I will never be able to wrap my head around: Why would ANYONE believe a word that con man ever said! It is so clearly obvious he is a con man, liar, grifter, amoral, immoral cheater, you name it. You couldn't design a better POS than the Orange Shitshow if you tried.

Kay-El's avatar

It took 10 years for the realization to hit that Trump is a dirtbag? I could have sold you the Brooklyn Bridge several times over with those kind of smarts.

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Connie Hough's avatar

I love you, substack God, I really do. I love the funny, incomparable venom that comes roaring out in your posts!

Luckily, the real God that I know doesn't judge, doesn't belittle. The God I know finds the lost sheep and brings them lovingly back without judging, belittling, yelling at them. It's hard enough for most people to admit they're wrong and when they do, God just smiles and says "welcome back."

At least, that's how I've experienced God.

That said, you go Substack God! Smite away. Laughing gets me through these dark times.

God's avatar

Who is this ‘real God’? And why is he doing such a terrible job? Has he ever responded to you before? I laid down a path to redemption. That was quite nice of me.

Helen's avatar

Couldn't have said it better. I should have realized with all the smiting that Substack God is a vengeful God. I truly believe that we have to welcome the regretful maga into the fold with a "welcome to the bright side" if we're ever going to get out of this mess.

jane's avatar

"Get a tattoo of Bad Bunny." 🤭 Let's be careful not to scare them off by reminding them they were morons. I am so rageful at how long it took for those who re-eleected this felon, sexual abuser of women and whom I believe to be a pediphile to see this inhumane back of skin and pus for who he really is. BUT, I also want to hug them - if they'd accept a hug from a libtard - and welcome them back to humanity.

God's avatar

You want to hug them? After ten years of this?

jane's avatar

Well, it might be a stealth choke hold, but that's kind of a hug, right?

Sarah3000's avatar

I'm sorry, but I have no forgiveness for racists. They may have figured out Trump is a con man, but that doesn't make them any less racist.

Richard's avatar

What a bunch of dumb shits believing every word that comes out of the 🍊🤡💩’s big flapping yap. These people will need to go to group therapy.

Suzyb's avatar

I mostly appreciate your posts, however it's not beneficial to castigate those folks who have finally seen the light regarding Trump. Not wanting to feel foolish may be keeping his supporters supporting him. How about we welcome them in to the fold of enlightenment--rather than denigrating them. (After all we know how wrong they were.)

God's avatar

I thought I just did. I offered them a common sense oath back to the light.

Helen's avatar

With endless self-flagellation

Punkette's avatar

Thank you, God — especially for my favorite gif, the lady with the blazing eyes. I want to be her! 🤩

John S. Way's avatar

I like that list of amends. Might I add, donations not to president pedo but instead to organizations that are progressive and help those being targeted by the regime?

Hilary M's avatar

LET’S GET HIM OUT ASAP!!!!

Pamela's avatar

Amen God! 🙏

Sarah3000's avatar

God,

Your best line of the day is- "He exposed it, alright. He exposed how easy it is to run a con on millions of racist Republicans." Because that is the glue that binds all these MAGA morons together. Racism. He gave them permission to be out and proud racists.

I really believe that the only way for to stop Trump is for We the People to take matters into our own hands and literally shut down the country. I'm talking a general strike where the majority of us stay home and not work or do anything else until he leaves the White House. Shut the whole damn economy down. That's the only thing these asshole billionaires and Congress understand. The disruption to the flow of money. This would be a radical non-violent protest. I would propose we do this before the midterm election since he is threatening to have ICE at the voting centers. And the stupid SAVE Act that's trying to force people, mostly women and minorities, to have the undue burden for additional documentation to be able to vote.

Can you gather Jesus and your angels to discuss a way to make this happen?

kath krumm's avatar

wonderful list of amends!!! more than they deserve.

Bren M's avatar

Jabb gets credit for one thing: he did expose corruption. And it’s all his own.