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John S. Way's avatar

He's in the Epstein files. If the files we get from that subcommittee are heavily redacted, I hope it spurs Anonymous to uncover and release the unredacted files.

Nancy's avatar

Oh, please, let it be so... :D

Especially if the entirety of the Files have EVER been on the Internet, they do still exist somewhere, unredacted...and the representational dude with the Guy Fawkes mask (kind of ironic, actually...) will be hoisted on many a shoulder in delight afterwards. ;)

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

We will be forced to presume that EVERY redaction in the Epstein files is the PedoFuhrer’s name.

Richard's avatar

Yup. That's who he is.

Loved the killer whale meme.

Terry's avatar

Isn’t Jim Jordan just Ghislaine Maxwell in men’s clothing?

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

With the notable exception of making it into OUR House.

She only made it to the big house...

Until they sent her on vacation

Tracy L Cooper's avatar

As a person that grew up in NY State, I've known about this POS since the 80s.

Enough already of him and his. Bring sanity back to America, such as it was 😏

Robot Bender's avatar

As someone who was in the airlines since the late 70s, I am very familiar with him. He bought the Eastern Shuttle, which was the closest thing the airline industry ever had to a license to print money, and flew it into the ground in short order. Everybody in the business knew that would happen, too.

Tracy L Cooper's avatar

As he's done with everything. And is doing to America.

Carla Jo's avatar

And trying to take the world with him.

Nancy's avatar

Not the whole world; he's saving it for his buddy Putin...everyone /thinks/ they've broken up, but we know the truth... :)~

P J Johnston's avatar

Totally Tracy my husband has relatives that lived on Staten Island and I'm sure they all knew about this piece of crap for years before. I have another personal friend that lived on Long Island and HE hates the man as much as we do. Not only have you guys been having to tolerate TACO since the 80's but you've had to tolerate him as long as the rest of us including through all the crap that happened in the 2020's when Biden was in office.

Nancy's avatar

And the 34x convict bleated around that Biden's DoJ would be doing "election interference! Waahhh!" if they tried actually serving him with justice... X-P

Which taught all the most horrible people that, hey, you can get off scott-free too if you run for office (Al Capone missed that loophole, poor sod)! :D

(Sorry, Eugene Debs; you shouldn't've been eligible to run from prison. May this new legal precedent prevent convicted felons from being able to hold any political office until such time as they can VOTE again...)

Tim's avatar

As someone who had a co-worker originally from the Bronx, I once told him a joke:

What's the height of conceit?

A: Screaming your own name during orgasm.

His immediate--sarcastic--response: "The Donald! The Donald!"

Julie Silverman's avatar

What did you expect Maxwell to say? Of course she will lie.

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%! Too funny! Second Trump Burger Joint gets shut down and it’s FAFO! Btw, I would never order a burger from that place. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Maria K.'s avatar

I still maintain that Maxwell is safer in prison than anywhere else in the United States. The moment she leaves, she might as well paint a target on her head.

Robot Bender's avatar

I agree. Some of those after her would likely be people whose daughters he molested and raped. Others would just want to shut her up.

Jocelyn B's avatar

So, in for it either way! Justice!

Carla Jo's avatar

I don't believe she is all that safe in prison, especially since moving to the Texas minimum security

Rachel C's avatar

I read that another woman whose sister had been sexually assaulted let loose on Maxwell. And lo, the mouthy one was moved to a hard time prison. 👹

Carla Jo's avatar

Even if not connected personally to the woman's sister or a victim in that facility, she is there and available.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Frankly, I don't care whether The Rump was or is a paedophile (but hope he gets what he deserves: a very rough pineapple up the fundament).

What I do care about is what the eff he's going to do to destroy what's left of US democracy before the 2026 and 2028 elections. Be brave, be strong; have hope, because we have our Substack God.

MuneeraKhair's avatar

He needs a source of constant distraction so he can continue to shit his pants as a free man. He knows if his cult woke up tomorrow he's done.

jane's avatar

While main stream media chases shiny objects, God, you and other Substack outlets are keeping this serious issue front of mind. Too many children were victims of these despicable sub-humans. Teflon Don cannot escape from this. We HAVE to stay on it.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

That image of GWB was taken as he was being told that the World Trade Center had been hit on 9/11.

Bless them all.

Amen.

Love,

me

I’m already a subscriber's avatar

Yeah, I felt the hurt when I saw that. Doesn’t matter how many years ago. It’s always like it was yesterday.

the real pambo's avatar

There have been “justifications” made about the orange turd, saying that since he’d never been to Epstein’s island, he wasn’t part of any abuse of minors. Idiots that are satisfied with that answer can maintain their comfy cognitive dissonance about the whole question by not thinking about any further scenarios. Epstein abused minors and young women at a ranch in the desert, in his flat in Paris, in his townhouse in NY and in his FL home and on his plane, that we know of, but there must have been countless incidents in between his properties that we don’t know about yet. If the dick-tator-for-a-day was hanging out and partying with Epstein for 15 years, I won’t believe the lie that we all know IS TRUE.

Mark Bee's avatar

If people are getting screwed by trump we should welcome them. "We won't do to you what trump did!"

Nancy's avatar

We could use that as a slogan in 2026, and 2028... ;-)

Wayne's avatar

I really enjoy the stories of ICE agents raiding criminal gang dens and taking away the hardened criminals, rather than arresting people coming out of immigration hearings to follow the path towards legal citizenship.

Wait, what universe am I in right now?

Nancy's avatar

"Hang on...Universe 123/4/, not Universe 1235?! Aw, man! This one /sucks/! How did Trump get into office?! We impeached him for good the second time, and he's been cooling his bone-spur heels in Riker's ever since! Where's the Doctor when you need them?!"

Jocelyn B's avatar

Wow. Iyad “Eddie” Abuelhawa sounds like a total sleezeball. Ew. He *should* be deported.

Karen Hockemeyer's avatar

Funny, except Eva Braun wasn't around Mussolini. Funnier if the history were correct. Fraulein Eva Braum speaking, "Ich habe nie gesehen, dass mein Schatz, Kuschelbär Adolf, etwas falsch gemacht hat. Er liebt Kinder, zierliche Mädchen ... ich meine Teenager, wie seine Nichte Angela Maria „Geli“ Raubal. Armer Geli. Er war ihr ergebener Onkel Adolfie. Ihr Selbstmord war so traurig, aber jetzt hat er mich. Er hat mich geheiratet und wird mich nach Argentinien mitnehmen." (trans: I never saw my honey, cuddle bear Adolf, do anything wrong. He loves children, petite girls...I mean teenagers, like his niece, Angela Maria "Geli" Raubal. Poor Geli. He was her devoted Uncle Adolfie. Her suicide was so sad, but he has me now. He married me, and he's going to take me to Argentina.)

Okay, replace Mussolini with Hitler.

Nancy's avatar

Is /that/ where that whole, "Alive und vell und liffing in Archentina!" bit came from? I remember that "joke" from at least the '60s... ;-)

(And did Eva actually SAY all that?! Hoy...ew. Was it a "suicide"... :-/)