In a move that has delighted some and infuriated others, convenience store giant 7-Eleven has announced the release of a limited edition 34oz "Sentencing Slurpee" to coincide with former President Donald Trump's sentencing on July 11th, or 7/11 on the calendar—a date that seems almost too fitting for the occasion.
You forgot to mention that if you buy 34 of them, you get a fake weasel pelt to put on your head and an adult diaper so you can fully experience the sentencing.
I will NOT be ordering a Sentencing Slushee. I will be ordering 34 and handing them out to the unsheltered in my area! Take THAT Orange Stain In America’s panties!!!!! 🤣
So, it turns out that 7-Eleven used to sell a 34 oz Big Gulp refillable mugs! I am on a hunt for one, and I will be filling it on sentencing day with Orange Crush 😂
Pictures will be posted on my Substack and shared with you, @God! Thank you for the idea!
You forgot to mention that if you buy 34 of them, you get a fake weasel pelt to put on your head and an adult diaper so you can fully experience the sentencing.
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I am a trademark attorney. If you get an angry letter from 7/11 contact me. I would defend you on this pro bono.
Thanks Robert! 😂
I will NOT be ordering a Sentencing Slushee. I will be ordering 34 and handing them out to the unsheltered in my area! Take THAT Orange Stain In America’s panties!!!!! 🤣
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I'm also out of the country on 7.11, but I'm ordering a shark hat to wear to honor the day.
So, it turns out that 7-Eleven used to sell a 34 oz Big Gulp refillable mugs! I am on a hunt for one, and I will be filling it on sentencing day with Orange Crush 😂
Pictures will be posted on my Substack and shared with you, @God! Thank you for the idea!
“Degenerate Leftits” 🤣
Degenerate Leftits would make a good band name.
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One bare shoulder band shirt, exposing 'leftits' 😀
Ooh 😬! 👙⛔🚫?
I don’t even go to 7-Eleven but I will that day. Perhaps I’ll order 34 and leave the extras at the office of the Ohio Republican Party.
this is satire 😜
I know. It was so clever that I wanted to honor it!
WHAT? Well, heck—I was really planning to get one!
Gag
There are NO 7-11 that I know in Alabama
As I don’t live in the US I’ll have to make my own, or maybe I’ll chug a whole bottle of champagne in one. I’m already giddy with anticipation
Hands up for all who think “degenerate leftits” are all boobs! 😉
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“This is a witch hunt slurpee!” Hahahahaha!😂😂😂God, you are spot on and hilariously funny!😍
Thank you 😊
You’re most welcome!☺️
Unfortunately I'll be out of the country on vacation, however, I have asked my sister to message me the second his punishment is announced.
Too bad there's no 7-Elevens overseas :-(
There are 7-11 overseas. Korea has them for sure. Other places as well.
Hell yeah!
I'm buying for the family!
Even the MAGAts will be buying them for the Trump photo.
Way to go, 7 eleven!
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My cat 🐈 doesn't like slushies, so he's getting some orange cheetos. Like in politics, there will be crumbs aplenty.
It’s serendipity for 7/11 that the judge chose that date for CFT’s sentencing.
cold justice, cold refreshing 34oz sized justice
If this is true, I'll absolutely be getting one and enjoying every slurp.
You *do* realize that this is satire, right?
No Fair! I thought this was so clever and a wonderful marketing ploy!
Please.note, I said, "If this is true"