7-Eleven Introduces Limited Edition 34oz 'Sentencing Slurpee' to Celebrate Trump's Big Day

Jun 18, 2024

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In a move that has delighted some and infuriated others, convenience store giant 7-Eleven has announced the release of a limited edition 34oz "Sentencing Slurpee" to coincide with former President Do…

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