Letters from God

Letters from God

Letters From God

WHERE THE HELL IS CONGRESS?!

Has anyone seen them?

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God
Jan 20, 2026
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Dear Humans,

HARK! President Epstein is threatening to ‘take’ Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize from Norway. He literally wrote a letter saying “The world is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.”

And I haven’t heard a Me-damn thing about it from Congress!!!

Are they on vacation? Are they lost? Because the w…

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