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Pamela S.'s avatar

Of course we want the black president! Just like we did in 2008 and 2012! 💙

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God and JFC. Excellent job you two.

Thanks for unpacking some of the crazy shit Tfg says. I just get too exhausted to do that, so am grateful that you put in the effort.

Looking dressed up in your Sunday best today. Another court date? I remember when you showed up in court looking a lot like George Burns.

I do feel compelled to make a content comment. How's TFG going to call out the military on citizens when he isn't prez.

Thanks again guys.

Marc Zavatsky's avatar

Yeah , I was thinking the same thing too! TFG won’t have any control over the voting process unless he calls his thugs in to illegally disrupt the counting of votes. Even if you forbid, he does somehow win the election (improbable), he wouldn’t have control of the military until after Jan. 20th!

Ellen's avatar

I want the black president not the orange one!

Heidi Schuyler's avatar

Voted early!

Dorvek's avatar

Orange shall be the new Black only once you're in your cellmate jumpsuit Donold, meanwhile we'll stick to the Black President thank you!

WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

Donald the Projector Dementor.

Deborah solleveld's avatar

Absolutely amen!

BC's avatar

That means #BlackFace is outta da question. God said so snitches🩸

John Jacob's avatar

Blessed be the Fruit 🍎

KHKate's avatar

Is Sinead OK up there?

Did Moses exist? If so, can he part the narrow gap in the polls in Kamala's favor? Why isn't all you've been talking about working better?

As for Joe Rogan, I think she can deal with anything, and Jesus, your point about being in front of that audience can only do good.

Annie's avatar

The news is reporting it as a horse race because the effed up 2016 so badly. I'm praying so hard to you God to bring sense to Americans this November, please!

Christie sebo's avatar

Gosh I'm late for the pod dang it. Love you guys..

Christine Chapman's avatar

an overwhelming urge o slap what little taste 45 has out of his mouth. A-FRIGGIN'MEN!