Trump Voter Flies Flag Upside Down

And at half-staff, the international symbol of distress

Dear Humans,

Lo, the funniest shit ever hath occurred. Watch the video below.

For years, we’ve watched these vile Trump flags flap in the wind everywhere you go. On trucks. On buildings. On boats. If you’re like God, you long to see these evil eyesores vanish forever. Well, have I got some good news for you.

1. The Upside-Down Flag of Surrender

In Arkansas, yes, Arkansas, a man didn’t just take his Trump 2024 flag down. He flipped it upside down and dropped it to half-staff.

That’s a distress signal. That’s “my portfolio just got destroyed and I’m finally mad at Donold” energy.

And the best part? Someone caught it on camera and they could barely stop laughing. HAHAHAHA.

Watch this Divine Comedy:

2. Join The Rebellion

In just three months, we’ve grown from 73,000 to 124,000 subscribers. That’s 51,000 new wonderful people who refuse to stay silent. Every day, more people are joining this rebellion.

But here’s the thing—only a small percentage of readers actually support this work financially. If even a few more stepped up, we could expand our reach, expose more corruption, and push back harder against these fascist goons.

"We the people are pissed and God's words are what we need, and have always needed, in these dire times. We must stand together, or hang separately." - Dave

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. This isn’t just a newsletter anymore. It’s a movement. And it’s growing fast. Join God’s rebellion today:

Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.

Love,

God