Trump Melts Down Over Pathetic July 4 Crowd Size

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Jul 06, 2026

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HOLY MOLY! Donald Trump crashed the hell out yesterday when he saw pictures and video of just how empty the crowd was for his big July 4 speech. He also threw the fireworks company under …

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