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Letters from God

Letters From God

Trump Leaps Into Action To Defend Friend's Micro-Penis

He’s MAGA Batman.

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God
Mar 16, 2026
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Dear Humans,

Lo, the President of the United States leaped into action this weekend to defend the honor of his friend’s micro-penis.

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