Letters From GodTrump Leaps Into Action To Defend Friend's Micro-PenisHe’s MAGA Batman.GodMar 16, 2026∙ Paid73733141ShareDear Humans,Lo, the President of the United States leaped into action this weekend to defend the honor of his friend’s micro-penis. SubscribeContinue reading this post for free, courtesy of God.Claim my free postOr purchase a paid subscription.