Dear Humans,
Lo, millions marched to say no to kings. And how did Trump respond?
By sharing a cheap A.I. video of himself dropping poop on peaceful protesters from a fighter jet while Danger Zone by Kenny Logins plays in the background.
This man is obviously super depressed. Donald is down bad. SMITE!
1. Everyone Hates Donald
Organizers say more than 7 million people showed up at over 2,600 protests across the country.
It was a glorious day of hope and action!
Thank you to everyone who shared their ‘No Kings’ photos in our community chat!
Well done to everyone out there!
Bless you all!
2. A Disgusting Response
Trump saw the crowds and panicked.
Instead of responding with words or leadership, he posted a deranged AI video of himself flying a jet and dumping feces on peaceful protestors.
He proved the entire point of the ‘No Kings’ movement with the disgusting and deplorable A.I. slop video.
He also shared a whiny article from conservative columnist Mark Levin who is mad that Trump keeps being called an authoritarian.
VERILY, couldst anything be more pathetic??
3. JD Vance Thinks Tyranny Is Funny
JD Vance joined in with his own “King Trump” meme.
They think mocking the accusation will make it disappear.
But when you joke about tyranny while actually doing it, that’s not satire.
That’s a confession.
Damn you, JD Vance!
Thou vile pile of pig vomit!
4. God’s Final Word
HARK! The tyrants are trembling!
The pedo-princes and kings-of-bullshit are out of moves.
You can’t A.I. your way out of a movement. And the Epstein files still ain’t going away.
You can’t meme away 7 million people.
Everyday the rebellion grows!!
And with ME as My Witness — we WILL defeat these sick fucks!!!
So let it be written, so let it be done!
Can God get a flipping amen? 🙏
5. Join God’s Rebellion
Trump is a fascist dictator.
Fascism isn’t coming — it’s already here.
We’re risking everything to call this shit out and bring truth and laughter to the fight.
Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive — it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to roast miserable pricks like him.
“I need a laugh or I will go crazy. Plus, I support media not owned by any corporation. God is great.“ - Gina
“Heather Cox Richardson quoted you the other day, so I know God is for real! Yay, God! “ - Caiside
“How are you able to make me laugh and inform me at the same time, with every post and podcast? I finally admitted I need to give you money because I read everything you post.” — Nancy M
So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it.
The fight isn’t slowing down, and neither are we.
Independent media is under attack, but we’re still here—roasting these power-hungry bastards and calling out their bullshit.
Wow, you actually read to the end.
That kind of dedication deserves a reward, so for today only we’re giving you 20% off.
Now go forth and cause some righteous trouble.
Love,
God
The dude never progressed past age 10 mentally. What did we expect? Seems like he’s an expert in 💩.
More maturely than the assailant 3.5 times his age, Harry J. Sisson was splattered with the first load of AI poo dropped by AI Fighter Pilot Donny on the day that also greeted the first-ever deployment of live ordnance against U.S. citizens. Trump denied the missile charges and called Ben Meiselas a liar for accurately forecasting actual bombs bursting in air.
Our flag is still there. Making us look ridiculous to the world again, Remote Boom-Boom is so very jelly. Thank You, God.