Dear Humans,
Lo, yesterday Donald “Piggy” Trump called for Democratic lawmakers to be executed and reposted a demand to hang them.
That’s right, the same sociopath who was fine with his VP being hanged, also wants to hang his Democratic opponents. He’ll never be hung, so he wants to hang everyone.
But why is he doing this, God?
Because he’s a lame-duck. A lame-piggy, if you will. He desperately wants everyone to be frightened of him again. That’s how he regains control of the narrative.
But we’re not gonna let him scare us, are we? Nope! Not one bit.
Everyone is sick-to-death of his constant bullshit. Verily, we’re not gonna take it anymore.
He can’t stand being asked about the Epstein files every damn day, because he’s all over them.
So now he wants full martial law, because he’s worried he’ll lose the midterms in 2026, get impeached again, and ultimately face justice for his many crimes against humanity at the International Criminal Court in The Hague.
His hypocrisy is infinite. After the Charlie Kirk shooting, he recorded an Oval Office address and blamed the “radical left” for “causing terrorism” with their rhetoric.
He said that comparing conservatives to Nazis was “directly responsible for the terrorism in our country.”
Flash forward to today and he’s calling for Democrats to be hanged while removing the designation of hate symbol from the swastika.
Senator Chris Murphy responded by saying that people “need to pick a fucking side.” That’s damn right.
Which side are you on?
Bless you, Senator Murphy. God is on your side.
Thou shalt not threaten to kill Members of Congress!
Thou shalt not threaten to kill anyone!
THOU SHALT NOT KILL!
Remember?!?
These lawmakers reminded the military they can refuse illegal orders, and Piggy reacted by threatening them with execution by hanging because he knows he can’t control them.
And that’s what he fears most.
The one thing he can’t handle is people like you laughing at him instead of trembling in fear.
He’s so used to people laughing at him, especially when he unzips his pants.
We will not let him scare us.
He’s a demented old conman being kept alive by regular injections that lead to dark hands, cankles, and horrible jerk-off dancing.
Thou shalt not let the bastard get you down, for that is what he wants most of all. So be happy today, humans, just to spite him!
For someday soon, Donald Piggy will be quiet forever…and that is a comforting thought indeed.
Keep going, Humans!
You’re doing the Lord’s work.
Love,
God
P.S. - God and Jesus will be live at 2pm ET to cover the meeting between President Quiet Piggy and Zohran Mamdani at The White House. Join us at thegodpodcast.com at 2pm ET to watch the sparks fly!
P.P.S. - If you’re in a place where you can support this work, it makes a difference. I offer clarity, courage, and a little light in a country that feels like it’s falling apart. If that helps give you some shelter from the storm, and if you’re able, your support keeps this voice loud and independent at a time when billionaire fascists would rather we be silenced.
“When I want to scream in rage, you make me laugh. Thank you for taking the unthinkable and putting a humorous twist on the carnage of our nation.” - Jen
I find it incredible that a man who pardoned and paid tax dollars to the J6 terrorists, has created a militia through hiring them as ICE enforcers, armed them, and now gives an indication that there may be a future J6 ahead with fully armed insurrectionists who have already been walking the halls of Congress with weapons and zip ties, looking for congressmen to assassinate. This is what we have come to.
Amen and Amen and all God's people say Amen.