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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

“Trump is touching SNAP benefits like they’re a 13-year-old girl.” That, right there, sums up this entire regime. Thank you, God, for always telling the truth.

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Every empire starts starving its children right before it crowns itself holy. They’ll quote Scripture while they gut the pantry, and the crowds will clap because the ballroom’s shiny.

There’s no theology in this one, only math. Six billion could feed them. It won’t.

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