Thou Shalt Not Spread Lies About A Hurricane

Humans must be vigilant against lies as another huge hurricane heads for Florida.

Dear Humans,

I am deeply concerned about an evil trend I’ve observed on Earth over the past week, as Republicans grow ever more desperate in their quest to defeat Kamala Harris.

In the aftermath of Hurricane Helene—which hath devastated the southeast U.S. and claimed at least 215 precious souls—certain unholy forces are spreading lies to exploit this tra…