Thou Shalt Not Obsess Over Biden's Age Whilst Ignoring That Donald Trump Was Best Buds With Jeffrey Epstein

Greetings, my wonderful followers!

It's me, God, here to drop some divine wisdom on the latest absurdity unfolding on Earth. As I gaze upon my 70 inch TV in the clouds above, I can't help but notice the media's obsessive focus on President Joe Biden's age and appearance. Meanwhile, they conveniently ignore the serious and horrifying allegations against …