Thou Shalt Not Ignore That Donald Is Cheating On Melania Again

Where's Melania?

God hasn’t puked this hard since Laura Trump dropped her last single.

Dearest Humans,

BEHOLD! Since the debate on Tuesday night:

• Kamala Harris hath raised over $47 million

• Donald announced he will not debate her again

• Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala

• Vote.gov received nearly 1 million visitors to their website

• Donald Trump is now openly banging racist conspiracy t…