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Kay-El's avatar

I’ll crawl to the ballot box if I have to. No chance in hell I’m letting up. Does that give me a shot at heaven?

God's avatar

Yup! 😊

America Carter's avatar

...over broken glass if necessary. I'm with you!

John S. Way's avatar

I am absolutely with you. Whatever it takes, ill be there.

John Pantzer's avatar

You are literally the best god I know. Thank you for helping us/me deal with all this bulls#it in the USA. I love you too.

Katrina Ludvig's avatar

I love how MAGA doesn't trust science and doctors. Go ahead and do what you want, and we can watch Darwinism in action.

Lucifer Sam, Siam Cat's avatar

I hear Donold did a good deed this New Year’s Day and went to the Red Cross for a donation of a pint of Velveeta

Sarah3000's avatar

Dear God,

One of the things that keeps me going is the daily dose of Schadenfreude you provide. Please let the fall happen so it is heard around the world. Bless the Democrats so they win back Congress and can hand out the FAFO the Republicans have so absolutely earned. Amen.

Chaos Goblin's avatar

While aspirin can thin blood and help lower risk of heart attack, that same blood thinning property can also make certain brain bleeds/strokes worse. Keep digging Donno...

Teri Gelini's avatar

Ah yes that is another risk he is taking to go along withdevelopong bleeding ulcers for the same reason

Constance Story's avatar

Your lips to God's ear, Goblin!

Tracey's avatar

I loved The Never ending Story both book and movie!

I may have to watch it right now!

I broke my foot on Christmas morning so I have plenty of time to watch it!

Happy New Year God!

Teri Gelini's avatar

Two thoughts from and RN. He will probably develop a bleeding ulcer due to the diet being combined with the high dose aspirin. I have had many a patient almost and in some cases die from the bleeding ulcers too much aspirin can cause. Now with the swelling in the legs there is a good chance that will lead to weeping which is the excess fluid has no where to go so the legs start to release the fluid just like you have a cut and bleed the legs release the lymph fluid in a yellowish color fluid and he will have lower clothing wet and shoe and sock will slosh from the fluid. Typical "I know what is best for me" attitude. I have seen it all and it is not pretty,,,

Kay-El's avatar

Good lord that’s an awful visual.... but befitting to such a man as Trump.

Rachel C's avatar

RN here, too. Isn’t it odd how some people do all the wrong things and still live to 79? My spouse nearly bled out from an ulcer. I forgot something and came back home and found him.

My mum hated the compression socks so I got her a double layer of Tubigrip and a footstool. But she isn’t eating a whole cow every day 👹 Thanks, God. Nurses have your back.

Teri Gelini's avatar

My spouse has learned SLOWLY that I actually know what I am talking about when I tell him what the reason is that things happen. He has ulcerative colitis controlled with RINVOQUE, lymphedema that took forever to get him compliant with the stockings and lymphedema boots and osteoporosis porous that I had to fight the GI MD about not giving steroids...Took some time but finally after 2 compression fx after he had not had any in 30 years he believed me. I agree I do not know what is keeping drumpf alive except to torture the world. Hopefullly things will improve this year. T least your mum is wearing the tubigrip as a double layer. Mr spouse is 80 and was a die hard drumpf but has turned around this year and is not happy with things . There is a light at the end of the tunnel at least at this house..Glad you were able to get to your spouse in time.

Ann Panda's avatar

Do you think that's what happened to Henry VIII? I read that he had weeping ulcers on his legs and I always wondered why.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Henry's leg ulcers were due partly to a previous jousting injury - and likely diabetes.

Wouldn't surprise me to hear trump is diabetic too.

Teri Gelini's avatar

They probably also became seriously infected and the infection killed him. Plus if he was diabetic that delays all healing. Ad it is definitely a good probability that drumpf is diabetic with his weight and other issues

Richard's avatar

Well, the 🍊🤡💩 eats crappy food and never exercises! He’s a walking talking ticking time bomb that is just about ready to blow up. Btw, I’m saving a bottle of the good stuff and will pop it open when I hear the news that he died. I’m a registered voter since 1979 and have never missed an election.

Teri Gelini's avatar

Right there with you but have about 10 years on you so lets get this show moving so we can see the finale

Robot Bender's avatar

Let's hope he's pumping Velveeta. That stuff's so nasty that in Wisconsin we use it to glue furniture together. 😆

Ralph Hensley's avatar

God, I come before you once again asking that you touch his shriveled little black heart

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

What with? A cattle prod … a branding iron …

LynnB's avatar

Happy New Year, God. Bless us everyone, that we clean this house, spit spot.

PamBerg's avatar

Hey God, Remember when MY mother, a constant Aspirin user, burned a hole thru her stomach and almost died? Let him keep washing that stuff down.

Teri Gelini's avatar

That's exactly what I wrote about the aspirin issue.

Sandy's avatar

My mom, too. Still took aspirin whenever she had a cold or anything. She died in her sleep and we found her open bottle of aspirin had been used. She didn’t like to take medicines but aspirin was her answer to just about everything.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Our God, Who art in Cyberspace, helloed be Thy name. Thy freedom come; Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Thy headspace.

Give us this day our daily bread, including the money variety (and karaoke). And forgive us our sins, as we try but fail to forgive the sins of others (especially The Rump and Co.).

Lead us into temptation because it's fun, and we deserve it. But deliver us from evil, both within and without.

For Thine is our loyalty, our power and everyone's glory, forever and ever after Nov 2026, Ramen.

Pam Lynn's avatar

DJT really doesn’t understand blood…..thick blood doesn’t POUR through your veins, it gets sticky and clogs up and forms blood clots. Maybe that much aspirin will make his brain bleed, who onoes

Lady Emsworth's avatar

If his brain bleeds, it'll be the first time anything has moved through it in years. . .

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Bronwyn Halls's avatar

There is a man called DonOld Trump

Whose brain is in a badly crump-

Led state, and should his body dump

His life, the world will sing dance thump.

Susan's avatar

Thank you, for you!