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Neesey Coyne's avatar

Just became a paid subscriber God! What would I do without you and the likes of Ben/medias,dave pakman, BTC,Daily Show, Seth Meyers? You all make it a bit easier to get thru this all! I love you forevah!

Nicole's avatar

I think I’ll only be able to survive this shift in the Matrix with God and Jesus’ rebellion.

Christine Chapman's avatar

survive and thrive, dear Blessed One!

Capt Crunch's avatar

Well Mel, seems like your house burning down was God's punishment to you for being a liar! <smirk>

Jill L Dolan's avatar

And an unapologetic anti-semite.

Cindi Lynch's avatar

I'm beyond furious at all of these idiots for being so fucking lazy and stupid. They were willfully uninformed, gullible beyond excuse. Their votes shouldn't have counted.

Maybe it's time we instituted a tiered system for voting: if you do the homework and pass a straightforward test demonstrating that you're informed (e.g., you know who's running, you know that you can't change your mind after you vote), then your vote counts as one full vote. If you don't bother to inform yourself, your vote only counts for half. My informed, intentional vote should count more than one of these idiots, shouldn't it? We demand that these same citizens participate in jury service and that jurors pay attention when deciding someone's fate when they serve. Why don't we have at least that much of a requirement for something with the serious consequences of voting?

Kay G's avatar

Many of the Trump voters were fed disinformation by Elon, Zuckerberg and others - exactly as President Biden said. I live with a Trump loyalist. He doesn’t understand reality. The stuff he believed is real is unbelievable. My boyfriend, who isn’t on social media and who is extremely “rough around the edges”, has been trying to talk freaking reality to him but it’s taking time.

LJ57's avatar

An absence of critical thinking is causing the downfall of democracies around the globe. We no longer need to have vicious tribalism to compete for scant resources. Conflating critical thinking with wokeism is voluntarily remaining uninformed.

P J Johnston's avatar

Totally agree with you Cindi, I've voted for most of my life, couldn't wait to start voting at 18 years of age and I was 73 last November. I've also done a bunch of jury duty both local and grand jury in my state. I also had to take Civics when I was in what was then Junior High School and I think it might have been 9th grade and took a Political Science elective class in college. I agree if people don't educate themselves about who they are voting for then they most likely shouldn't vote. I said so many times throughout this last Presidential Election that one candidate actually told us what she was going to try to do to improve our country for the next 4 years. The other candidate did nothing more than call her stupid, bitch about the "other" election that what lost and basically had no platform or agenda what so ever. How people couldn't see that I have know idea. And don't get me started about the ones who felt that a woman couldn't do the same job as a man in the White House, I've heard this excuse too many years to count and am sick and tired of it.

Samantha's avatar

Yes, oh omnipotent one, laughter is key. Think about it. Trump does not know how to do anything. I doubt he even knows how to drive or go grocery shopping. Why the hell should he be competent at anything other than lying, manipulating people, lying, trolling oh, and did I mention lying? He is terrible at running anything, having even lost money owning casinos! It is difficult to lose money with casinos, but our talented (see? I can lie, too!) Soon-to-be Fearless Dicklessness has people to do everything icky, like really living in the real world, for him. He is a giant fucking baby, and he and his little mini-me's deserve all the mocking, all the laughter we can muster. And then they all deserve to see our backs as we walk away, disobey and wash our hands of him. Let us leave him isolated, with our laughter ringing in his ears.

LuciaRegan's avatar

How in the world are these people surprised? They must be extremely gullible or stupid…or both!

KHKate's avatar

Ya think? They voted for the idiot!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

BREAKING NEWS: The Nazi Ass Tumor is pivoting to a new strategy. He's now going to make chickens free, which will in turn, make the eggs free. Lots of nuances in making 'umurica great again.....

Michael J McGee's avatar

As Biden walked away from the podium this week, after announcing the "treaty" between Hamas and Israel, some moron MSM reporter ask the President, how much Trump's transition team was involved. Joe paused, turned around with a look of disgust and asked the reporter "Is that some kind of a joke?". Then he shook his head and walked away. Best response to a stupid question, ever.

Ellen's avatar

Thank you God for helping us laugh through these difficult times!

Teresa's avatar

*Edited* Los Angeles is my hometown. I can't cheer for anyone losing their home, even Gibson. Although I agree he is a complete nightmare of a human being. I sent what I could afford as far as food and pet supplies. Places I knew and loved for decades are gone. And that POS Donold is calling our governor "Newscum" and saying CA. won't get aid. May he and Gibson rot and burn in the same circle of Hell, forever. Fuck your eggs. You MAGATS have destroyed our NATION.

Ladycrim's avatar

I feel like the three Hollywood “ambassadors” have just effectively ended their careers. Who would be willing to work with people that have been ordered to “report back” to a vindictive president?

Jan Frederick's avatar

Thanks to God for these uplifting revelations! I just heard DonOld is moving the inauguration ceremony to inside the capital. I smell smite-fear here!! I guess that will thin out the crowd to almost nothing!! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!!

LJ57's avatar

It sure seemed like a move for security and not weather.

Deborah solleveld's avatar

He probably got wind of the plan to get tickets and not show up.

Jan Frederick's avatar

I don't believe I heard about that plan. Sounds like a great idea, though!

Kat Crowder's avatar

I'm so happy you made the weather cold to drive him away from outside!

KHKate's avatar

Hope he denies it and stays outdoors.

Michael J McGee's avatar

I read that it was his choice. I doubt it. probably his care nurse who realized the cold would kill him. Damn.

P J Johnston's avatar

Now they don't have to raise the flag for him because no one will see it when the ceremony is inside the capitol building. I say leave the flag at half staff in honor of the great President Jimmy Carter. No one will see it because the ceremony will be inside because it's way too cold for all those that follow him and he himself.

Christie sebo's avatar

People say that Trump voters went out in droves because we kept calling them unaware. I'm glad they get to realize that for themselves now.

Michael J McGee's avatar

The problem is that the Harris voters did NOT go out in troves to counteract the votes of the magats.

Frederica Huxley's avatar

What lack of self confidence! Both Felon and Muskrat need to lie and cheat - one golfing and the other gaming - even though their behavior is totally transparent. Scared, arrested adolescents.

Dorvek's avatar

FAFO at its finest...