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mostly wibbly's avatar

Barack Obama making dick jokes about the idiot

What a time to be alive

Myq Kaplan's avatar

dear god,

thank you for sharing your favorite Michelle Obama quotes from last night which are also my favorites:

“We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth,” she said. “If we bankrupt a business, or choke in a crisis, we don’t get a second, third, or fourth chance.”

"For years, Donald Trump did everything in his power to try to make people fear us. See, his limited, narrow view of the world made him feel threatened by the existence of two hard-working, highly educated successful people who happened to be Black.”

"Who’s going to tell him that the job he’s currently seeking might just be one of those 'Black jobs'?"

thanks and love!

myq

Elizabeth Ratkovich's avatar

I loved Mrs. Obama’s speech - it was riveting, but I also thought how is he going to follow her? Then he got the word weird and penis envy into one sentence for a one-two punch to 45’s ego! Best line of the night! Masterful!

Papadas's avatar

all is in ‘divine order’ !!!

Christie sebo's avatar

Obama's truth bombs hit hard. " we chase the approval of strangers on our phones" bam.

Kenneth Hines's avatar

Very well stated. It’s as if you could read the thoughts in my brain. Well, I guess you put them there, come to think of it. The evening was priceless and I slept better last night than I have for weeks.

Laura Haglund's avatar

God-all-mousey, they sure did rip his nuts off - and so elegantly. :D

Suellen Zimet Klein's avatar

The Obama’s, they can’t do anything wrong !! Such brilliant, inspirational people!!!

susan conner's avatar

I wish we could see the face of DT when he heard and saw what Obama said about his nothingness.

The Obamas are classy, highly intelligent, funny as ever, and are greatly missed. ♥️

Javajunkie's avatar

Just beautiful! Best speeches, amazing the turnout of past presidents. The RNC had no such thing…

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

What a great night at the DNC! I've never enjoyed a Roll Call as much, and the speakers were outstanding! Best TV night in a very long time! <3

Izzie O's avatar

Ooo, did you hear the little crackles of excitement in his voice just before Barack cracked the gestures re size ~ (he was delighting that he was actually going to do it!! 😉 🏆 🏆

susan conner's avatar

He totally got his chance to dunk on dRumpt.

Richard ball's avatar

To conquer fear is the begining of wisdom, the fact that an opinion is widely held is no evidence what so ever that it is not utterly absurd

Bertrand Russell

Begining is the most important part of work.

Plato

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

I'm astonished that after 20 years of trashing Obama, the Bloated Yam rose from his muck and said something good about his predecessor.

However, the 44th President and his First Lady were fantastic.

Thanks for Your Help last night.

Now do SOMETHING ABOUT THE YANKEES...

Lorraine Evanoff's avatar

The DJ song choices were awesome. I didn't understand the Journey song for New Hampshire though? I thought Journey were from SF?

"Night 2 of the DNC is in the books, and lo, it was another incredible night. At past Democratic Conventions, when they’ve done the roll call of states, it hath been a tedious affair. But NOT THIS YEAR! Instead, we got a fun multimedia show. Did the song they chose for thy state bring thee joy?"

Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Some states chose songs over artist. Idaho picked Private Idaho by the B52s, although the B52s are from Georgia, I believe. 💙

The Yuck Yuck Syndicate's avatar

The Ob's CRUSHED it last eve. And DJ Kennedy was a Big BOOM!