I've quit drinking I've quit a lot of things. If somebody told me I had to quit you, they'd be having a knuckle sandwich for lunch. I love being on the side of goodness.
Oh great ephemeral entity, I rather enjoy the humor and creativity and we old never think to blaspheme giver the range of punishments are available and the in perpetuity potential of being in a warmer than warm Place full of greenhouse gases . This gig is new to me but I have a side job- a real business to otherwise support my extemporaneous thoughts placed in pubic view. That is my suggestion - get a real job but never give up comedy / given the magnitude of your cast of listeners , some good some bad . Perhaps a miracle in picking lottery numbers could tide you over . No matter what , every thing is beneath you !
I love it when I can comment on your posts. Ive followed you since the earlyish 20teens. I could probably do a 50% discount but I wouldn't ask that, you might become poor like me 😂. I will continue to read the newsletter and comment when I can. Thank you for doing what you do best, humor and sarcasm are the best.
I am curious. Did the followers who unsubscribed because of your Olympic trans comments think this was a Christian Nationalist column? What were they doing here? Did they not discern your clearly progressive political leanings?
Hi God, I would like to subscribe and accept your generous discount but will I be notified before auto-renew is applied in a year? I see you don't offer PayPal or Venmo, which I can check to see all my subscriptions. (I have too many subs already, and as a retiree, I need to consider each year which ones I can afford... )
Dear God, I hope you're not disappointed that Walz is now the VP nominee. Your suggestion was a good one, but I bet even if Kamala had chosen Jesus, MAGA would have complained that Jesus was too WOKE! HARRIS & WALZ all the way!
Dear God & Son, Thank you for your insight and the laughs.
This may not the right place, but… Canadians are desperate…
Can ask for a smite, specifically Pierre Poilievre, the “leader” of the Conservative Party of Canada, for me.
He’s like Dumpy but Canadian. Now he’s raving about how bees are givers because they make honey and flies are takers because they eat honey and “don’t produce”. Even his own backbenchers seemed perplexed over that I’d like someone to point out that without flies, we’d be up to our necks in dead animals and animal poop.
Also. He’s claiming that when he was housing minister in 2017, houses in Canada only cost $450.00 CDN which is odd because he also claims that monthly mortgage payments were $1,418.
I can assure you, houses haven’t cost $450.00 in Canada since probably 1850.
Also, when he was housing minister, his government built 3 houses… that’s it. Plus, his government sold off land to developers who, it should be pointed out, are the reason why houses are so expensive and mortgages are so high… not the Liberal government. Just like the PM doesn’t set gas prices. They’re set by the oil conglomerates who, it needs to be pointed out, HIS cronies give tax breaks to.
In fact, the Liberal government is building co-operative housing (which are not condos) which have rents far below the rent of for-profit rentals, turning unneeded government buildings into affordable housing, AND subsidize housing for low-income Canadians and seniors.
In short, Poilievre, needs to be smited (smitten?).
Please bless my neighbours who is playing Cuban music in their back yard… ❤️❤️❤️
Hi God! I've been enjoying your stuff for a while on other social media platforms. So when I first joined up to Substack, I was very happy to see you here - you were pretty much just starting out! As a natural-born Wiccan, I absolutely love your take on things. Also as a non-american (aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi 😜) I absolutely love your take on the politics. Believe me when i say the rest of the world is watching!!!! As a life long non-christian but a firm believer that there is room for everyone's Gods, (and a parent to a transgender child) I'm absolutely loving your work! Screw the haters! We're here for you ❤️
The ironic thing was your comments were factual and the person involved wasn’t even trans, but that, apparently is enough for some?? Glad you are here. Keep it up. 🕊️
Oh you are so sweet and loving. Thank you so much. It is such a relief from such a nasty time and I thank you for what ever you did for Kamala to choosing my favorite.Let’s Walz the rest of the way.
I've quit drinking I've quit a lot of things. If somebody told me I had to quit you, they'd be having a knuckle sandwich for lunch. I love being on the side of goodness.
Oh great ephemeral entity, I rather enjoy the humor and creativity and we old never think to blaspheme giver the range of punishments are available and the in perpetuity potential of being in a warmer than warm Place full of greenhouse gases . This gig is new to me but I have a side job- a real business to otherwise support my extemporaneous thoughts placed in pubic view. That is my suggestion - get a real job but never give up comedy / given the magnitude of your cast of listeners , some good some bad . Perhaps a miracle in picking lottery numbers could tide you over . No matter what , every thing is beneath you !
I love it when I can comment on your posts. Ive followed you since the earlyish 20teens. I could probably do a 50% discount but I wouldn't ask that, you might become poor like me 😂. I will continue to read the newsletter and comment when I can. Thank you for doing what you do best, humor and sarcasm are the best.
I am curious. Did the followers who unsubscribed because of your Olympic trans comments think this was a Christian Nationalist column? What were they doing here? Did they not discern your clearly progressive political leanings?
Well, as long as it keeps you off the streets proselytizing! 😁
Hi God, I would like to subscribe and accept your generous discount but will I be notified before auto-renew is applied in a year? I see you don't offer PayPal or Venmo, which I can check to see all my subscriptions. (I have too many subs already, and as a retiree, I need to consider each year which ones I can afford... )
Dear God, I hope you're not disappointed that Walz is now the VP nominee. Your suggestion was a good one, but I bet even if Kamala had chosen Jesus, MAGA would have complained that Jesus was too WOKE! HARRIS & WALZ all the way!
Dear God & Son, Thank you for your insight and the laughs.
This may not the right place, but… Canadians are desperate…
Can ask for a smite, specifically Pierre Poilievre, the “leader” of the Conservative Party of Canada, for me.
He’s like Dumpy but Canadian. Now he’s raving about how bees are givers because they make honey and flies are takers because they eat honey and “don’t produce”. Even his own backbenchers seemed perplexed over that I’d like someone to point out that without flies, we’d be up to our necks in dead animals and animal poop.
Also. He’s claiming that when he was housing minister in 2017, houses in Canada only cost $450.00 CDN which is odd because he also claims that monthly mortgage payments were $1,418.
I can assure you, houses haven’t cost $450.00 in Canada since probably 1850.
Also, when he was housing minister, his government built 3 houses… that’s it. Plus, his government sold off land to developers who, it should be pointed out, are the reason why houses are so expensive and mortgages are so high… not the Liberal government. Just like the PM doesn’t set gas prices. They’re set by the oil conglomerates who, it needs to be pointed out, HIS cronies give tax breaks to.
In fact, the Liberal government is building co-operative housing (which are not condos) which have rents far below the rent of for-profit rentals, turning unneeded government buildings into affordable housing, AND subsidize housing for low-income Canadians and seniors.
In short, Poilievre, needs to be smited (smitten?).
Please bless my neighbours who is playing Cuban music in their back yard… ❤️❤️❤️
Love your work.
Thank you! You gained a paid subscriber this weekend...specifically after your comments about the Olympics!
Blessed be!!!
The Lord in his great mercy has provided his flock with both bountiful humor and sarcastic wrath, let us pray 🙏
Love back atcha, God. 💕
Dear God,
Love you! HUGS to you, because if KH has taught us anything it is that hugs are great. :)
Hi God! I've been enjoying your stuff for a while on other social media platforms. So when I first joined up to Substack, I was very happy to see you here - you were pretty much just starting out! As a natural-born Wiccan, I absolutely love your take on things. Also as a non-american (aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi 😜) I absolutely love your take on the politics. Believe me when i say the rest of the world is watching!!!! As a life long non-christian but a firm believer that there is room for everyone's Gods, (and a parent to a transgender child) I'm absolutely loving your work! Screw the haters! We're here for you ❤️
The ironic thing was your comments were factual and the person involved wasn’t even trans, but that, apparently is enough for some?? Glad you are here. Keep it up. 🕊️
Oh you are so sweet and loving. Thank you so much. It is such a relief from such a nasty time and I thank you for what ever you did for Kamala to choosing my favorite.Let’s Walz the rest of the way.