Sorry It Hasn’t Happened Yet

Everyone got their hopes up for one beautiful hour last night.

Dear Humans,

Before we begin, I want to apologize.

I know many of you experienced confusion and emotional whiplash last night. You saw the headlines. President Epstein’s plane had turned around on the way to Davos. The emergency lights were on. The livestream cut out.

For a few brief and glorious moments, hope surged. We dared to dream. Maybe this was it.…