Sleepy Donald Humiliated at Lindsey Graham's Funeral

Dear Humans,

LO, at Lindsey Graham’s funeral at Washington National Cathedral yesterday, Sleepy Donald fell asleep, humiliating himself and the nation once again.

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1. Pure Blasphemy

First, Sleepy Donald did a strange little tap on Lindsey’s coffin, sending him on his way to Hell.

Then he couldn’t even be bothered to try to mumble along to THE LORD’S PRAYER! BLASPHEMY! He clearly doesn’t know the words. Everyone else around him does. For 50 years, this would have been disqualifying for any Republican.

The bloated puss-bag even flashes disdain for having to say MY PRAYER, because he thinks HE’S God. He almost falls asleep standing up.

2. Popping Pills

Here we see Donald fumbling with some pills. What does he pop in his mouth here? God says Adderall.

3. Sleepy Don-old

And behold Donald fall sound asleep, until his team hits their hidden electric-shock buzzer, which snaps him up again.

Otherwise Sleepy Donald would slump to the ground.

Remember, this is the same guy who called Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ for a decade.

This was Sleepy Donald at Lindsey Graham’s funeral.

Sleepy Donald is constantly falling asleep on camera for all the world to see.

4. Where’s The Outrage?

FORSOOTH, where is Jake Tapper on this? Where is Dana Bash?

Why isn’t the media breathlessly reporting on how the president is totally unfit for office? Or that he’s a pedophile in the Epstein files? Or for that matter, that he’s the most corrupt president in the history of the PLANET and it’s not even close?

They’re not saying a damn thing about Sleepy Donald falling asleep again.

They’re too busy pretending he’s just ‘resting his eyes.’ They’re too busy pretending Lindsey Graham didn’t sell his soul to the devil. They’re too busy praising his meeting with war criminal Netanyahu. They’re too busy pretending progressives are ‘communists’ for wanting everyone to have healthcare.

They’re too busy attacking Democrats while Sleepy Donald openly plots to rig this year’s election.

5. How To Smite Sleepy Donald Today

Last weekend, complicit corporate media just sat there and laughed while Donald put on a TRUMP 2028 hat.

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Love,

God