President Moron’s Polls CRATER

They're so bad, they're breaking records.

Dear Humans,

Behold, Donald Trump’s core base is quietly jumping ship, and he’s too busy plotting constitutional chaos to notice.

1. Donold’s Polls Are Lower Than Any Presidents EVER!:

2. And He MELTS DOWN Over Rudy Nearly Dead:

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is now blaming Democrats for Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition, because apparently Father Time is a radical left lunatic now.

Jesus reports from Four Seasons Total Landscaping on Rudy’s hospitalization:

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