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Trump Says If You Vote This Year He’ll Get Impeached, LOL

Sounds good.

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Jan 07, 2026
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Dear Humans,

Lo, President Epstein McCriminal said the quiet part out loud again yesterday.

“You gotta win the midterms,” he told Republicans. Because if we don’t win the midterms, they’ll find a reason to impeach me. I’ll get impeached.”

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! 👍

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