1. A Letter From God To Pete Hegseth:
Hey Pete, it’s God.
This week you reposted a video of pastors calling for women to lose the right to vote and added:
“All of Christ for All of Life.”
JESUS CHRIST!!!
Hey Pete, why are you so threatened by women voting? Why do you hate women??
Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Repeatedly?
Note: I was there and the answer is yes.
Hey Pete, your own mom publicly called you out for being an abuser of women. Remember that? God remembers.
Your mom said you lie, cheat, and use women for your ego…and then try to paint them as unstable when they call you out on it.
And if your own mom says you’re a disgrace, maybe the problem isn’t feminism.
Maybe the problem is you.
Hey Pete, you can’t say no to booze, but you want the power to tell every woman in America she can’t say no to you?.
Thou shalt not try to take away a woman’s right to VOTE. Thou shalt not even think about it, you fascist bastard.
Hey Pete, thou shalt keep Jesus out your damn mouth. IN FACT, if you ever claim association with Jesus again? You’ll be hearing from God’s lawyer.
Burn in Hell, Pete Kegsbreath. 🔥 🔥 🔥
Worst Regards,
God
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Love,
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Women shouldn’t have the right to vote?? wtf where do these idiots come up with this shit?
I want to meet him alone in a room to show him just how hard a woman can fight to protect that right they Already fought for.
Putz…
Too many people calling themselves Christian have never read the entire Bible. And their cherry picking skills are phenomenal. Paul clearly names women as leaders in the church. Alas, men such as Pete were threatened by this and changed their names or rewrote the relevant passages. Women are also clearly important to Jesus. But these so-called Christians don’t follow Jesus, they follow the anti-Christ. That is, if I wasn’t aware that the revelation of John was not intended to be a future prophecy but a way to deal with current problems in the world of the ancient church.
You can leave them to education, but you can’t make them think