Panicked Piggy Claims Republicans Have Never Been So United

Then whines about all the ways they are.

Dear Humans,

Lo, only a few days after his own party voted to find out if he’s a pedophile, and on the same day the world realized that almost all MAGA influencer accounts are operated by Russian troll farms. Donald “Piggy” Trump made a panicked post claiming Republicans have never been more unified.

Sure, Jan. 6! This is fine. Everything’s fine. I sincer…