MAGA Melts Down Over Donald Covering Up The Epstein Files

Rejoice in the lamentations of thine enemies.

Dear Humans,

Rejoice in the lamentations of thine enemies. For lo, the fools doth tremble and weep and gnash their teeth with regret.

In modern terms, we are currently in day 3 of a Category 5 shit-storm as MAGA continues to lose their fucking minds over the fact that their chosen one Donald Trump has officially covered up the Epstein files.