MAGA Begs for Food While Trump Parties Like Gatsby

Trump danced while America starved.

Dear Humans,

Lo, Trump voters are still begging him for food.

“Come on Trump, snap back into shape and get us our SNAP,” one rube wrote.

Snap back into shape? Have they seen him? He looks like a big bag of mashed-up pig dicks infected with COVID and syphilis. This is the shape he’s always been in. He’s a conman. He doesn’t care, and he wants you to know …