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Stormy ⛈️'s avatar

I'll upgrade if I get decent paid work. Until then it's one more sub I can't afford. There's a limit on money, and time to read all this stuff, sadly.

God's avatar

Totally understood. Don’t be shy about engaging! Your contribution is valued!!!

Taegan MacLean's avatar

I’m locked in God, let’s go!

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Woooo!! 😃

flavius Harkrider's avatar

Sounds great, Most Holy One, but being on Social Security and Teacher Retirement, and with grocery prices goin' outta sight, I can't afford a subscription for ANYONE, even though I pray nightly for grace. But I'll keep reading and praying every day, that You, oh Lord, will bring our society out of the wilderness, and into everlasting peace. Amen.

God's avatar

No worries! I very much appreciate you reading my work! If you wanna help out for free, engagement on posts here is always welcome!

Carl Smith II's avatar

It's nice to be seeing you on something new that I don't mind using. I enjoy reading online and researching what I can.

Dave Cassenti's avatar

I Restacked this and am happy to share your humorous grace with others!

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Welcome, Sally! 😊

Deborah Davis's avatar

I have fulfilled your request. Now I get candy please.

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Welcome! here you go! 🍭

Hed's avatar

I thought you were to say 'and you get a brand new car", I was disappoint.

God's avatar

haha, yeah the salesman schtick is pretty fun. I'll go harder next time.

Kenneth Hines's avatar

Laugh out loud good, even when I’m the only person in the room. But will it last? I eventually tired of Mad Magazine and South Park (it took years), so will I be glad I got the annual version over the monthly version? Time will tell.

God's avatar

Thanks Kenneth, that’s high praise. If that’s the case, in time it’s likely you will grow tired of me too. But I’ll always do my best. It’s all i can do.

Karin Morris's avatar

You got tired of Mad Magazine? Yeah, it took a sad turn. Or I matured and found Cosmo?

James H's avatar

This should be fun

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Welcome! 🙏

Sue's avatar

I have donated to politicians I don’t even know this election season.

At least God isn’t filling my inbox and messaging me every hour to send $$.

I have signed up, signed on and am standing by for your guidance. I’m scared.

Linda Foshee's avatar

I have done the same! I’m terrified of what may happen. Nothing changes without grassroots support. That momentum can change the world.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Is there a way to become a paid subscriber on my iphone substack app?

God's avatar

Yes! They just turned this on yesterday, I’m not sure yet but it should be working?

Karin Morris's avatar

God, it’s me, Karin. I’d like to get to know you a bit first.

Roberta Silveira's avatar

I have unsubscribed three times to the newsletter and am still receiving emails. When will you unsisbcribe me from your list? Thank you

God's avatar

I’m not sure why it’s not working for you, constant support. It’s not my job to manage your email

Hila Kummins's avatar

Don't you have a DELETE button? Or maybe you can mark it as spam, that's where lots of my subs go! Patience is a virtue... 3rd times the charm.

Karin Morris's avatar

Get a hold of Archangel Michael. He gets stuff done!

Ash's avatar

That’s warning before we let u go

Ash's avatar

Dude stop the show we created u and it’s cool but u took your job to a completely different point