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Jennifer A. Steele's avatar

What does Zuck have his hand on your mouth?

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Why? To make Facebook apolitical, so that no one can ever accuse them of ruining democracy again. And to make the platform more appealing to advertisers.

Liz's avatar

dang God... I smoked a bunch of weed and I prayed for some tacos but they not here. :( can you please contact customer service to see if my tacos are ready? Love you!

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me too, what’s up with this place

Liz's avatar

seems like God needs to work on the taco customer service as well as just customer service i general. This is giving me really shitty all inclusive resort gone wrong. I mean, I probs just eve and need to suffer for my sins of existing ammi right?

God's avatar

no just have faith that like jesus the tacos will come

Liz's avatar

fuck voice to text makes one sound like a Neanderthal

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Of course because it’s god we have to pay to join 😂

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just like every other substack, some parts are free and other areas are paywalled

Liz's avatar

I know, I'm kidding, God.. I love you , just seems fitting GOd wants money.