Hi, humans! Jesus here. God and I are excited to share that we’ll BOTH be hosting a LIVE chat with you all right here on Substack as we watch the Presidential Debate tonight between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris!
The debate and our live chat begins tonight, September 10 at 9 PM ET / 6 PM PT. We’ll be hanging out and reacting to everything going on. I think we’ll going to be a lot of laughing and rage posting. Here is the thread so you can bookmark it for tonight:
The debate will run for 90 minutes. Afterwards, God and I will record a reaction episode of the God Pod that will come out on Wednesday.
It’s going to be a ton of fun to react in real time with you lovely humans! Make sure you have your app notifications on so that you’ll be notified when our chat begins. If you don’t have the Substack app yet, get it here! It’s easily my favorite news app.
The debate will be hosted by ABC News, but you’ll also be able to watch the debate on most news channels, including CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, Univision, and PBS.
Will you be joining us? Get excited - we have a feeling this debate is going to go a lot better than the Biden/Trump debate!
NOTE: In order to keep out trolls, our intimate live chat with God and Jesus will be locked for paid subscribers only. Luckily, there is a sale right now.
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HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF BLISS:
I won’t watch. I get too upset, screaming at the TV at Trump’s blatant lies and shenanigans. Perhaps if he was immediately fact checked it would be bearable. I’ll watch something else and then Colbert.
Jesus, please bring wine. I got Cheetos.