This is priceless! 🤣 May I repost? Russell Brand has always irritated 😤 me. I'm hoping God will turn him into a pillar of salt or cast him into outer darkness. Everyone, take heed and do a Monty Python, run away, run away.
So God, because you are omniscient, you already know that when I was a kid growing up in a Baptist church, I decided NOT to get baptized. Baptists choose when they want to be baptized. With the rampant hypocrisy I experienced at my church, sealing the deal with a public baptism did not seem like a good idea. Will I have problems down the road because I was never baptized?
This is priceless! 🤣 May I repost? Russell Brand has always irritated 😤 me. I'm hoping God will turn him into a pillar of salt or cast him into outer darkness. Everyone, take heed and do a Monty Python, run away, run away.
PLEASE repost LOL! I am relying on your likes, comments and reposts to grow!!
The Guardian took note of the story, saying baptism is cheaper than legal fees. Ouch.
😂
Being mean to Katie Perry should have tipped everyone off.
yup
Isn’t the Thames full of shit?
hahahahah
It is now.
😂😂😂He’s such a douche!
innit?
So God, because you are omniscient, you already know that when I was a kid growing up in a Baptist church, I decided NOT to get baptized. Baptists choose when they want to be baptized. With the rampant hypocrisy I experienced at my church, sealing the deal with a public baptism did not seem like a good idea. Will I have problems down the road because I was never baptized?
Good for you! You have no worries 😉
Russell Brand is just too …. off brand.
yeah he sucks
Jeezh, when J.C. turns against you, there's no way back. Sucks to be you, R.B.!
“It’s just been revoked!”
I think we should all respect Jesus and his decision. He is the son of God after all. I think he made the right decision.
Damn right 👍
You are hilarious! My favorite new Stack
whoa thank you so much! I’ll be here with new articles everyday!
I've been trying to get my baptism revoked for years but a wellness retrest might be a bridge too far.
😂
I didn’t even know Brand was still shittin around.
yup he’s gone full rogan
Not harsh enough!
thanks, Leon! noted!
I hope God Gob’s him next time ⚡️
🤣🤣 *chef's kiss*
😀
Have not ever considered the concept of a revoked baptism, must ponder.