JD Vance Drops Football Trophy

And lo, he broke it like everything else.

Dear Humans,

JD Vance, eager to steal some glory at a White House event for Ohio State’s national championship, lifted the College Football Playoff trophy for a photo op... and immediately dropped and BROKE it.

1. Fall of the Broman Empire

JD Vance, Ivy leaguer and Yale law grad, has zero athletic talent.

Look upon it ye faithful, and laugh thy asses off.

He fumbled it in front of God, Trump, and everybody.

Then tried to laugh it off, tweeting:

BWAHAHAHA! Yeah, sure, ye swine!

Or perhaps thine hands were greasy from wiping away so much mascara?

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Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.

Love,

God