"I'm An Idiot" Trump Voter Calls Into CSPAN

What was his first clue?

Dear Humans,

Lo, with Trump’s polls at the bottom of the ocean with Osama Bin Laden, even his most loyal supporters are admitting he’s a megalomaniac pedophile conman from HELL.

Good. About damn time!

1. Trump Voter Compares Trump To Hitler

“He’s a con man, a liar,” said a three-time Trump voter who called into CSPAN this weekend.

Watch God and Jesus react to his entire phone-call here:

2. God Smites Hegseth And Trump’s Ballroom

Yesterday Pete Hegseth went outside to do his stupid Secretary of War routine.

Holy shit, Pete Kegsbreth is such a fucking douche.

And so I hit him with massive gusts of wind! SMITE!

It was like something out of a comedy movie. 😂

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4. A Message From God

This is why we do this.

Who thought they would live to see all these Trump voters finally admit on CSPAN that they got conned?

Not this God! But it happened.

He spends everyday doing everything he can to enrage us. He wants you feeling alone and scared, wondering if everyone else has lost their mind.

But they haven’t! And you haven’t either.

We haven’t given up hope. And we haven’t given up the fight for a second.

That’s why we’re here. To get through this together. To remember that we need each other.

This community exists so people can laugh, breathe, see the truth clearly, and remember they’re not alone in this fight.

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Bless you, humans.

Love,

God