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Nonna Wysguy's avatar

On a scale of 1-100, God saving the orange man is infinity times infinity raised to the power of infinity ridiculous. Thank you, God, for setting the record straight! Luvya!

Aldred B Chipman's avatar

As Trump himself would say, I believe it 107%.

Joe uziel's avatar

Was it a fox poll? Did he hear about it from those Project 2025 people that he has never heard of before who didn't tell him anything 🤔.

TFolts's avatar

I have long said that Trump has sold his soul to the devil. Only reasonable explanation for how he slides out of any responsibility all the time!

Barbara Olsen's avatar

I know the devil. The devil gave up on Trump a long time ago, said something about being too crazy for Hell...

Joe uziel's avatar

...and his smell was also a tell...

Barbara Olsen's avatar

That's the smell of shame and regret...NOT

It's the smell of insanity wrapped up in cray cray...

Cassandra's avatar

Infinity has no number.

Joe uziel's avatar

I like this post and the angry 😠 yellow 💛 post 📫.

Peter Reilly's avatar

You need to learn Trumpian math

Tama2U's avatar

He was def using your name in vain and it pissed me off too 😡 but we all know how he lies his ass off … nuff said.

Hilary Ransdell's avatar

It’s 100% ridiculous IMHO

Karen Hockemeyer's avatar

As an athiest, I'd say 0. If I believed in a god that actually gave a twat about one of the foulest humans to walk the the planet among billions of planets within the millions of galaxies in the universe, which might be only one universe among millions more, I'd still say 0. If there is a god(s), the only role that god had was to ignite the firecracker that was the Big Bang and maybe sit back with their other god(s) to watch their creations in the way that we might watch the creation of fractals and then comment on the dramedy unfold as sentient lifeforms attempted to make sense of life and in doing so create a god(s) and tell everyone what those god(s) demand so that they might control how others behave and live. (Whew!)

Margaret Maier's avatar

I've always maintained that if there is a god, then he (or she) is the absolute worst absentee landlord that ever existed.

Joe uziel's avatar

Besides Whewing, I almost quarked myself. Mandelbrot and Einstein would have also been impressed 👏.

Jedi Senshi's avatar

Tcfg has broken so many of your laws & commandments and yet you still refuse to smite him. Why?

Sandy's avatar

Excellent question!! 🤷🏼‍♀️

The Yuck Yuck Syndicate's avatar

Get trump a tin foil cap and be done with him.

WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

And an XXXXL orange jumpsuit and cell at Rikers!

Peter Reilly's avatar

I'm hoping he ends up upstate with the really bad lifers. A place known as Clinton Jail. Oh the irony

Marsha Baird's avatar

100% RIDICULOUSO!!!!! (In case any MAGA supporters see this they’ll be able to read it in caps)

Kenneth Hines's avatar

Bizarre can’t be scaled. Life itself is absurdly unlikely, so start there. Thanx, BTW, for this Free Will thing. It was all going pretty smoothly until you bestowed Free Will and nothing has been heavenly ever since! That and apples. We could have done without apples, don’t you think???

Risë Taylor's avatar

The cognitive dissonance is beyond the universe to the power of infinity

Papadas's avatar

praise th lord…

(and pass the biscuits.)

Joe uziel's avatar

And gravy 👌 😋 🥘.