Allegedly her passport and work badge too. Weird. Who just carries around their passport and work credentials while they're out for Easter celebrations?
That kid standing closest to Hegseth, the one repeatedly scrunching his face, is already making plans: "When I grow up, I am running for office--as a DEMOCRAT."
Well, when he's 25, he can run for a Representative; at 30, a Senator, and at 35, a President, with ten years of government experience under his belt! :)
Omg that one kid behond vance who looks like he wishes he were anywhere else and like he might vomit because he's not, and the other who was trying to laugh things off and then did a double facepalm. The only hope i see there is that they're old enough to grasp right and wrong and it seems they might actually grasp it.
The rants. My God, please, can't you go old school on his ass and smite him with some sort of pox? I mean, everyone would assume he got it from RFK Jr so you won't take the blame. And, it could like spread to his entire cabinet? Pleeeeeeeeeeease, I pray!
Nah, that would be too obvious; ostensibly, it's already been eradicated (except for special samples in military labs -- oooooooh, hmm...) everywhere, just like measles could've been... X-P
Now that gets a chance to mutate, and I have to wonder if our old vaccines will be effective any more. Because we won't get any more new ones for the next 3.666 years... X-P
Who needs to carry around $3000 in cash other than drug dealers I mean?
Drug buyers?
Aha!
Yeah, I've never heard of drug dealers taking credit or debit cards... X-D
Methinks she plans to make an insurance claim.. Just sayin'.
Drug dealers' customers.
Maybe she was planning to stop by an ATM afterwards, to make a deposit into her checking account. 😂
Hahaha! That must be it...
(Sniff sniff sniffffff)
Seriously...nothing would surprise me about her.
I am a law abiding citizen, but in this case I hope whoever lifted Krusti's poiss gets away with it.
I hope they come forward and say "Hey! There was only TEN dollars in it!"
Ten, three thousand, what's a little exaggeration when you're trying to play victim?
Me too.
Got her driver’s license? Well, without her ID she can’t vote!! I’d say the thief did a public service.
Allegedly her passport and work badge too. Weird. Who just carries around their passport and work credentials while they're out for Easter celebrations?
You never know when you're going to need to leave the country quick these days. . .
Drunk disaster Hegseth's days as SecDef are numbered. Too bad his time as a "father" to those poor kids will go on.
It's just so crappy that one of the Pope's last conversations had to be with self righteous phony Vontz.
That picture on the WH balcony shows three things that don't actually exist: The Easter Bunny, a reputed president, and a supposed first lady
I’m just surprised DJTs 2 idiot male spawn hadn’t already shot the Easter Bunny.
You are one smart Easter egg! Seriously!
Considering the price of eggs, thanks to President "trade wars are easy to win" Dumbass, that is high praise indeed
Oh, I see Melania came out for a paycheck. ahhh..I mean Easter.
Her fee for delivering 6million to El Salvadoran President. The ghost of her dead dog stole her purse.
The thief assumed she put her purse down like she did her puppy; she didn't need it anymore.
That is Karma at work. No sympathy here....
Bribes. It was for or from bribes. But hey, easy come easy go, right? Plenty more where that came from.
Quality male hookers aren't cheap.
Or
Her side gig is hooker.
Yep! That’s what happens when you don’t put away the "Escort" payments before you leave the house.
Maybe the "escort" was unsatisfied and wanted the money back
What, ALL of them?
LOL! All 3000 of them? ;)
LOL!
That kid standing closest to Hegseth, the one repeatedly scrunching his face, is already making plans: "When I grow up, I am running for office--as a DEMOCRAT."
Yep - I noticed that. Poor little scrap looked ready to cry BEFORE Kegsbreath started screaming. . .
Well, when he's 25, he can run for a Representative; at 30, a Senator, and at 35, a President, with ten years of government experience under his belt! :)
She carries $3k in cash bc she's a member of MS-13, Just like Kilmar had$1100.
Plus, you'll never know when you need to Plant something.
And the Secret Service is already paid off by The Gangs.
Omg that one kid behond vance who looks like he wishes he were anywhere else and like he might vomit because he's not, and the other who was trying to laugh things off and then did a double facepalm. The only hope i see there is that they're old enough to grasp right and wrong and it seems they might actually grasp it.
"It contained her passport, a DHS access badge, $3,000 in cash, blank checks, medication, apartment keys, and her makeup bag."
Begs the question: "Handbag" or go bag?
Listen pal, guns and ammo to kill your pets ain't free. She was on her way to the "gun sale at the church" when things went sideways........
The rants. My God, please, can't you go old school on his ass and smite him with some sort of pox? I mean, everyone would assume he got it from RFK Jr so you won't take the blame. And, it could like spread to his entire cabinet? Pleeeeeeeeeeease, I pray!
I vote for small pox!
Nah, that would be too obvious; ostensibly, it's already been eradicated (except for special samples in military labs -- oooooooh, hmm...) everywhere, just like measles could've been... X-P
Now that gets a chance to mutate, and I have to wonder if our old vaccines will be effective any more. Because we won't get any more new ones for the next 3.666 years... X-P
I vote for LARGE pox.
And lots of it!