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Joni Bosch's avatar

Who needs to carry around $3000 in cash other than drug dealers I mean?

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, I've never heard of drug dealers taking credit or debit cards... X-D

Chris Gwilliam's avatar

Methinks she plans to make an insurance claim.. Just sayin'.

Karyn Milos's avatar

Maybe she was planning to stop by an ATM afterwards, to make a deposit into her checking account. 😂

Patty Smith's avatar

Hahaha! That must be it...

Robot Bender's avatar

(Sniff sniff sniffffff)

Patty Smith's avatar

Seriously...nothing would surprise me about her.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I am a law abiding citizen, but in this case I hope whoever lifted Krusti's poiss gets away with it.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I hope they come forward and say "Hey! There was only TEN dollars in it!"

HI2thDoc's avatar

Ten, three thousand, what's a little exaggeration when you're trying to play victim?

HyeUp's avatar

Got her driver’s license? Well, without her ID she can’t vote!! I’d say the thief did a public service.

Elle's avatar

Allegedly her passport and work badge too. Weird. Who just carries around their passport and work credentials while they're out for Easter celebrations?

Lady Emsworth's avatar

You never know when you're going to need to leave the country quick these days. . .

HI2thDoc's avatar

Drunk disaster Hegseth's days as SecDef are numbered. Too bad his time as a "father" to those poor kids will go on.

It's just so crappy that one of the Pope's last conversations had to be with self righteous phony Vontz.

That picture on the WH balcony shows three things that don't actually exist: The Easter Bunny, a reputed president, and a supposed first lady

Catt woman's avatar

I’m just surprised DJTs 2 idiot male spawn hadn’t already shot the Easter Bunny.

C K Smith's avatar

You are one smart Easter egg! Seriously!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Considering the price of eggs, thanks to President "trade wars are easy to win" Dumbass, that is high praise indeed

Janet Vasquez's avatar

Oh, I see Melania came out for a paycheck. ahhh..I mean Easter.

LuciaRegan's avatar

Her fee for delivering 6million to El Salvadoran President. The ghost of her dead dog stole her purse.

Janet Vasquez's avatar

The thief assumed she put her purse down like she did her puppy; she didn't need it anymore.

Nikki's avatar

That is Karma at work. No sympathy here....

HyeUp's avatar

Bribes. It was for or from bribes. But hey, easy come easy go, right? Plenty more where that came from.

plentyofpish's avatar

Quality male hookers aren't cheap.

Or

Her side gig is hooker.

Rebecca Walker's avatar

Yep! That’s what happens when you don’t put away the "Escort" payments before you leave the house.

plentyofpish's avatar

Maybe the "escort" was unsatisfied and wanted the money back

Karyn Milos's avatar

That kid standing closest to Hegseth, the one repeatedly scrunching his face, is already making plans: "When I grow up, I am running for office--as a DEMOCRAT."

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yep - I noticed that. Poor little scrap looked ready to cry BEFORE Kegsbreath started screaming. . .

Nancy's avatar

Well, when he's 25, he can run for a Representative; at 30, a Senator, and at 35, a President, with ten years of government experience under his belt! :)

LBrielmaier's avatar

She carries $3k in cash bc she's a member of MS-13, Just like Kilmar had$1100.

Plus, you'll never know when you need to Plant something.

And the Secret Service is already paid off by The Gangs.

Maggie's avatar

Omg that one kid behond vance who looks like he wishes he were anywhere else and like he might vomit because he's not, and the other who was trying to laugh things off and then did a double facepalm. The only hope i see there is that they're old enough to grasp right and wrong and it seems they might actually grasp it.

Jane in NC's avatar

"It contained her passport, a DHS access badge, $3,000 in cash, blank checks, medication, apartment keys, and her makeup bag."

Begs the question: "Handbag" or go bag?

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Listen pal, guns and ammo to kill your pets ain't free. She was on her way to the "gun sale at the church" when things went sideways........

Annie's avatar

The rants. My God, please, can't you go old school on his ass and smite him with some sort of pox? I mean, everyone would assume he got it from RFK Jr so you won't take the blame. And, it could like spread to his entire cabinet? Pleeeeeeeeeeease, I pray!

Nancy's avatar

Nah, that would be too obvious; ostensibly, it's already been eradicated (except for special samples in military labs -- oooooooh, hmm...) everywhere, just like measles could've been... X-P

Now that gets a chance to mutate, and I have to wonder if our old vaccines will be effective any more. Because we won't get any more new ones for the next 3.666 years... X-P

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I vote for LARGE pox.

And lots of it!