Letters from God

Letters from God

Letters From God

HARK! Man Who Took “Very Hard” Dementia Test Wants To Use Nukes

Horse, tiger, nuke.

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Oct 30, 2025
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Dear Humans,

HARK! Something is deeply wrong with Derp Führer! He can’t walk, his ankles are swollen, his hands are bruised, and his mind is pudding. Now just in time for Halloween, Tangerine Palpatine is scaring everyone with loose talk of nuclear weapons.

God needs to meditate.

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