Yeah, like dividing the earth from the heavens, making fishes, etc. took seven days, but an Orange check mark took four months? Do you think god may have peaked too soon?
I had no idea there was such a system here on Substack. Those of us who post for free are not included I guess. Interesting choice of color for the check marks, eh?
Congrats, big G! Your faithful followers will not stop until you're #1 trending!! Now, about that poor lion-time to call the local SPCA on Donold-that poor lion looks not only confused, but upset that he has to endure that stench of poo and failure 💩
But we have to do something about the ranking. That any of those orange suckers are the least bit more popular is a sin. Says a lot about their own insecurities that they find the need to make fun of a child.
Check marks?! God, you don’t need to be verified by anybody… let alone a silly checkmark. And remember God; a checkmark in school meant a wrong answer. 🤔
Congrats on official status, God! I hope you do bump that deplorable Ann Coulter and surpass her in ratings. What a twat of a grown adult for making fun of a kid, Gus Walz. Unforgivable. But then again, I'm not God. I'm just human so she doesn't deserve my forgiveness or repsect.
Yes, although I honestly never really thought about that, or picked up on it, as a teen, when I read the series. I just took it as straight fantasy like “the Hobbit”, which I read right around the same time.
omfg ... no offense God that seemed like it took an eternity
Yeah, like dividing the earth from the heavens, making fishes, etc. took seven days, but an Orange check mark took four months? Do you think god may have peaked too soon?
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Mazel Tov God! ✡️☮️🙏❤️💙🐾
Mazel Tough
Brilliant 👏🏼🥂🫶🏼
I would’ve thought the “walking water” thing would’ve done it but what do I know?
I had no idea there was such a system here on Substack. Those of us who post for free are not included I guess. Interesting choice of color for the check marks, eh?
Congrats, big G! Your faithful followers will not stop until you're #1 trending!! Now, about that poor lion-time to call the local SPCA on Donold-that poor lion looks not only confused, but upset that he has to endure that stench of poo and failure 💩
I agree 1000 percent! How did the
King of the Jungle get duped into letting the lumpman on his back? I bet those maggats photoshopped this. They know not with whom they mess!
Mazel tov! No one deserves it more.
But we have to do something about the ranking. That any of those orange suckers are the least bit more popular is a sin. Says a lot about their own insecurities that they find the need to make fun of a child.
Everyone do your part to like and repost!
It is written.
Our love for you shall never dieeth. Congratulations. I'm assuming this comes with more smiting power. Have fun with that!
Check marks?! God, you don’t need to be verified by anybody… let alone a silly checkmark. And remember God; a checkmark in school meant a wrong answer. 🤔
It's so nice to wake up to God.
Thou hast received validation. Congratulations to thee
A Blessing indeed! ⭐️🙏⭐️
Trump riding a lion is almost as laughable as shirtless Putin riding a bear!
At least when some fan did that for Obama, they made it intentionally comic by having Obama on a Velociraptor firing Uzis....
Make America not America if you vote for Trump again!
Ain't that the truth!
Congrats on official status, God! I hope you do bump that deplorable Ann Coulter and surpass her in ratings. What a twat of a grown adult for making fun of a kid, Gus Walz. Unforgivable. But then again, I'm not God. I'm just human so she doesn't deserve my forgiveness or repsect.
Ann Coulter, is a disgusting person to make fun of someone who has disabilities. Shame on you,
The orange abomination has the gall to liken himself to the Lion of Judah. Excuse me while I toss a few cookies. 🤢🤮
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be Aslan.
Yes, just my take. Aslan is also symbolic of God.
Yes, although I honestly never really thought about that, or picked up on it, as a teen, when I read the series. I just took it as straight fantasy like “the Hobbit”, which I read right around the same time.
I'll hold you hair or your beer ~ 🍺 😉