HEAVEN – God spoke out today from his podcast studio in Heaven about how tired he was of Americans putting him in their pledge of allegiance.
Make them Pastafarian. One nation under the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Which deity do you suggest? lol
Instead of a diety, why not a DOG instead? Maybe a Shih-Tzu, for their loyal companionship, adorableness and stubbornness, all rolled into one?
I like a god that is both stubborn and adorable, I could sign up for the Shih.
I vote for Chtulhu🤣
Lyssa was the greek god of madness & rage (also rabies, lol!) Of course, it’s female 🙄
Thanks for the early morning belly laugh 😃
Go with Robin Williams: one nation under Canada. 🇨🇦
Make them Pastafarian. One nation under the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Which deity do you suggest? lol
Instead of a diety, why not a DOG instead? Maybe a Shih-Tzu, for their loyal companionship, adorableness and stubbornness, all rolled into one?
I like a god that is both stubborn and adorable, I could sign up for the Shih.
I vote for Chtulhu🤣
Lyssa was the greek god of madness & rage (also rabies, lol!) Of course, it’s female 🙄
Thanks for the early morning belly laugh 😃
Go with Robin Williams: one nation under Canada. 🇨🇦