Complete with ticker tape, confetti (or is that covfefe? Never did figure out what the hell that was, though I loved Colbert's and Serkis's take on it...classic :D):
Gotta love Colbert! May he find a safe nesting place after CBS (or maybe they might suddenly "extend his contract," since being without him is driving their stock price down...hmm)! :D
If we could rally widespread support of the couch fucker, I bet that ill douché would kick him to the curb like Nixon did to Agnew. It would serve as a distraction but WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?!
"And from the White Arse, lines of vans depart with Diet Coke in cans"...on the other hand, that doesn't convey the literal gravity of tons of cans, so never mind. :-/
I will celebrate, breathe a sigh of relief and then never think about him ever again. And then I will fight the remaining fascists who are really in power.
I love Randy Rainbow (my favorite of his is still "Cheeto Christ Stupid Czar": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2SEpWWqXM )...back in Trump 1.0, he did a riff on "a very stable genius" to the toon of "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan; one of my favorite lines in there is: "Of all the U.S. presidents he is the Mussolini-est":
If he wanted to revisit it, he could replace the line of "He's undermining everything Obama did because he can" with "He's undermining everything that Biden did because he can"...
For a few hours today I felt lighter, then I saw his ugly bloated mug and sighed. Soon is right, is it bad to have a celebratory protest on his death day.
Wait until no decent person flies the flag at half mast for more than 30 seconds in honour of the Office of the President, not the place holder. My flag will be at full mast. In honour of a truly decent American hero, President Jimmy Carter. The vile🍊 🤡💩forever stained decorum and protocol to honour a deceased President to stroke his ego. All his sycophants went along with him. The shame of that still stings and stinks. The smell Adam Kinzinger describes are as roses compared to the stench of shame and dishonour that the republicans will carry to their own graves and beyond.
This is an irrelevant aside. My last name is Godderz. Until I was probably 6 I thought that prayer went, "Godderz great, Godderz good." I thought that my family must be pretty damn special because we had our own prayer.
Robert Fulghum, the "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" dude, had a grandad on his mom's side of the family named Howard (last name), so he thought it was:
"Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
He thought it was very relatable as a little kid...one wonders how disappointed he was to learn the actual wording later on. ;)
Sorry, God, I won’t. I won’t mourn either. I will see the flags at half mast, but try to avoid the funeral and everyone, including Melania and JD pretending to care, as he, like Trump, lies through his teeth as he takes his Oath to uphold the Constitution. Just the thought of all this and how hard it will be to avoid it, will make me nauseous. Thank God for loud Rock Music, alcohol, and weed!
Thank you, God. I'll be doing this too, "the first thing I will do is pop a bottle of champagne I’ve been saving since the night he was first elected. Then I will light up a joint I have rolled with an entire ounce of premium quality weed. I will take a massive rip off this God joint, and then wash it down with a toast with Jesus.
We stopped drinking in 2010, mostly because of medications we are on, then we realized we just have more fun NOT drinking and didn’t start again.
We decided this weekend that we are buying a bottle of champagne on our next shopping trip (we are very rural so we shop only twice a month) and it will stay sealed until we have a reason to celebrate.
They're getting better and better with the sparkling grape etc. juices; might give those a try! :D
A bunch of my buddies and I were kind of punchy after an 8+ hour long drive after a big three-day weekend camping event, and were chillin' with bottles of something bubbly in the near-dark of the living room. We were all drunk as skunks before too long, when we ran out of liquid and the hostess got up to get another one from the kitchen. The light went on and she started cracking up: "This isn't even remotely alcoholic, folks. It's just bubbling juice in a bottle."
That should've sobered us up; instead we just dissolved into a further fit of giggles at ourselves. ;)
I plan to kiss a sailor in the street! (Okay, it’s my retired Navy chief husband, but at least it’ll be consensual.)
Go Barbara! 😂❤️👏🏼
Same thing
You're going to kiss Barbara's husband? 😆
It's a celebration! Kiss EVERYONE!!
(No tongues, though. . .)
Nice xD
Lol. Works for me!
Nah, but her kissing a sailor in the street and kissing her husband...same thing.
Too cute, Barbara! 💋
Adorable
Put on your nurse uniform, Barbara! 😘
There ya go! Cosplay the scene! :D
Complete with ticker tape, confetti (or is that covfefe? Never did figure out what the hell that was, though I loved Colbert's and Serkis's take on it...classic :D):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo
and even Josh Brolin, as Thanos, in the last couple of minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d853h-8rsPQ
Gotta love Colbert! May he find a safe nesting place after CBS (or maybe they might suddenly "extend his contract," since being without him is driving their stock price down...hmm)! :D
😆😂👏👏👏👏👏
I posted that Juvie Vance is vile and evil, and someone wanted proof. He supports a PEDOPHILE. That’s all the PROOF I need.
If we could rally widespread support of the couch fucker, I bet that ill douché would kick him to the curb like Nixon did to Agnew. It would serve as a distraction but WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?!
Indeed! The files please.
Hmm...we were lucky enough to get Ford in time (yes, lucky; he was better than Agnew, I remember); I doubt we'd be lucky with Jadie's replacement.
Bet you anything it'd be the Trump son he actually doesn't disdain...isn't that what monarchies do? Get succeeded by their kids? :-/
They wanted proof? Don’t they read newspapers, Substack, or C-Span?
There will always be trolls lurking in the shadows.
What to do when DonOld dies? Let us all lax lyrical…
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The air will breathe, and breezes sigh, while clouds scud gentle cross the sky
And grass will grow, its blades unfurled, as living poison leaves the world,
And from the White Arse, lines of vans depart with tons of Diet Coke cans
While joyous blazes light the night, burn polystyrene gold paint blight
With frisking glowing burger wraps, while we sing praises in ALL CAPS
To all who fought for reason back, especially our God on Substack.
Good Lord, this verse is glorious!!! 🥹🙌❤️
Indeed! :D
But might I suggest:
"And from the White Arse, lines of vans depart with Diet Coke in cans"...on the other hand, that doesn't convey the literal gravity of tons of cans, so never mind. :-/
On The Day we're going to need a lot more than 5 lines to sing, Nancy, so let's all record every good lyric we think of.
Saw a great sign saying, “Can’t we just skip to the part where he shoots himself
in the bunker?”
Ginger Milord
I live on a busy road and I’m planning to put my commercial-grade bubble machine out in the front yard and blow bubbles across the street for days.
Not too thickly; don't want to cause any crashes... ;-)
On the other hand, I imagine your community, if they really hated him, might get together and do a block party; bubble away! :D
Get Rachel Maddow and Stephen Colbert to read him the newsletters on a paid commission on the ride down to his flaming eternity.
Like elevator "Musak" I love it!
Best laugh in forever!!
https://youtu.be/NfEDxbylTOE?si=qMq6L2HwygsHre4b
Oh my God so good. You brought in President Dark Hands! I almost did a spittake at the Brit narration bit. 😂
Genius. It really pays to be along for the ride. God’s rollercoaster is the one I want to be on right now.
Hahaha 😂
p.s. killer memes as always.
I will celebrate, breathe a sigh of relief and then never think about him ever again. And then I will fight the remaining fascists who are really in power.
Amen to that one! 🇺🇸
I'm hoping for a traffic incident wherein Vance and Felon 47 fatally encounter a National Guard heavy vehicle
I was hoping for that when Assolini met Putin in Alaska -a twofer
Assolini!! Excellent! Another great moniker to add to my arsenal. Thank you 🤩!!
My personal favorite Trump nickname comes from the comedic mind of Jimmy Kimmel -- Hungry, Hungry Hypocrite! 🦛🤣
Ooh! Another good one! :D
I love Randy Rainbow (my favorite of his is still "Cheeto Christ Stupid Czar": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2SEpWWqXM )...back in Trump 1.0, he did a riff on "a very stable genius" to the toon of "Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan; one of my favorite lines in there is: "Of all the U.S. presidents he is the Mussolini-est":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A
If he wanted to revisit it, he could replace the line of "He's undermining everything Obama did because he can" with "He's undermining everything that Biden did because he can"...
Those are great Randy videos — love the “Mussoliniest!” I think this is Rainbow’s latest video: https://youtu.be/u8lRqzX1z2w?si=NKw50WJs7SmGt_Ln
I thought the same thing!
Alas Felon 47 & co. travel in the heavily armored Beast, which would probably ruin a tank in a collision.
For a few hours today I felt lighter, then I saw his ugly bloated mug and sighed. Soon is right, is it bad to have a celebratory protest on his death day.
Wait until no decent person flies the flag at half mast for more than 30 seconds in honour of the Office of the President, not the place holder. My flag will be at full mast. In honour of a truly decent American hero, President Jimmy Carter. The vile🍊 🤡💩forever stained decorum and protocol to honour a deceased President to stroke his ego. All his sycophants went along with him. The shame of that still stings and stinks. The smell Adam Kinzinger describes are as roses compared to the stench of shame and dishonour that the republicans will carry to their own graves and beyond.
We will not forget, nor forgive the Republicans, the Supreme Court, or the Evangelicals who brought the diapered orange pedophile back to power.
Gonna fly my flag at 2x staff. (Mast is for boats.)
True, but everyone keeps using the term incorrectly. :-/
God will be celebrating, so celebration is in on the Big Beautiful Day. In fact not to celebrate would be terribly un-godish.
Definitely not wrong. We are all right there with you.
God is great
God is good
We'll all give thanks when
D-boy is worm food
AAAAAAAAAAMEN! 🙌
This is an irrelevant aside. My last name is Godderz. Until I was probably 6 I thought that prayer went, "Godderz great, Godderz good." I thought that my family must be pretty damn special because we had our own prayer.
That's perfect. 😊 Totally understandable interpretation for a little kid!
Robert Fulghum, the "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" dude, had a grandad on his mom's side of the family named Howard (last name), so he thought it was:
"Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
He thought it was very relatable as a little kid...one wonders how disappointed he was to learn the actual wording later on. ;)
And I'll add a Hallelujah to that! 💫
I remember how let down I felt too realize that it was "God is great".
I have an uncle who is an Episcopal priest, and a first cousin who is a Catholic priest. Then there's me: the atheist.
Barefoot Paul crosses Abbey Road. We offer the decaying dictator clots and prayers. Granddaughter Kai served as eye candy on the golf course.
Sorry, God, I won’t. I won’t mourn either. I will see the flags at half mast, but try to avoid the funeral and everyone, including Melania and JD pretending to care, as he, like Trump, lies through his teeth as he takes his Oath to uphold the Constitution. Just the thought of all this and how hard it will be to avoid it, will make me nauseous. Thank God for loud Rock Music, alcohol, and weed!
I’m gonna record his funeral and play it over and over to the tune of
https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?si=6aQxEOxwYPmr0qAM
Absolutely! I can't think of a better song to blast and dance to.
Perfect!
Thank you for the laugh that came at a time that I didn’t know I needed. 🥰 you
Thank you, God. I'll be doing this too, "the first thing I will do is pop a bottle of champagne I’ve been saving since the night he was first elected. Then I will light up a joint I have rolled with an entire ounce of premium quality weed. I will take a massive rip off this God joint, and then wash it down with a toast with Jesus.
It's a damned fine plan, esp. the champagne.
Haven’t had a drink since 1990 but on that glorious day I might have to make an exception!
We stopped drinking in 2010, mostly because of medications we are on, then we realized we just have more fun NOT drinking and didn’t start again.
We decided this weekend that we are buying a bottle of champagne on our next shopping trip (we are very rural so we shop only twice a month) and it will stay sealed until we have a reason to celebrate.
They're getting better and better with the sparkling grape etc. juices; might give those a try! :D
A bunch of my buddies and I were kind of punchy after an 8+ hour long drive after a big three-day weekend camping event, and were chillin' with bottles of something bubbly in the near-dark of the living room. We were all drunk as skunks before too long, when we ran out of liquid and the hostess got up to get another one from the kitchen. The light went on and she started cracking up: "This isn't even remotely alcoholic, folks. It's just bubbling juice in a bottle."
That should've sobered us up; instead we just dissolved into a further fit of giggles at ourselves. ;)