Fascists Will Always Lose Because They Are Stupid As Fuck
Check out how stupid they are, holy shit.
Dear Humans,
Lo, something absolutely hilarious hath happened, thanks to brilliant stand-up comic, online satirist, and former God Pod guest Brent Terhune.
This is his medamned masterpiece. BEHOLD!
BAHAHA! I’ve been a fan of Brent for years, but seriously, this one is next level and here’s why.
HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY DROVE THE TRUCK. This is not the first time! He often posts images of right wingers look just like him, with the red beard, and says “stop sending me this shit.”
HIS JOKE-WRITING WAS NEXT LEVEL. As always.
HIS PERFORMANCE WAS FLAWLESS. The emotions, the nuance, he killed this one.
However, anyone with an ounce of media comprehension would be able to understand that he’s making fun of MAGA, because of, you know, all the obvious jokes. Or if anyone is unsure, they can always check his bio and find out. As I had to do, once upon a time in 2020.
CHARLIE KIRK IS STUPID AS FUCK
Charlie Kirk is supposed to be a leader of the right wing, and well, the stupid fuck reposted this video with a glowing endorsement.
Clearly, he didn’t check his bio first. And he has zero media comprehension skills. But Charlie wasn’t alone!
For in the comments, all the MAGA faithful agreed vehemently that this video was divine.
HOLY. SHIT. THEY’RE. STUPID. AS. FUCK.
Is it any wonder these people are in a political cult of personality?!?
They are so devoted to their bumbling, stumbling dear leader that they cannot fathom anyone satirizing him in this way.
Well, the rest of the world must have found out and had a good laugh, because Charlie later deleted the post.
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN THE RIGHT WING REALIZED ‘THE BOYS’ TV SHOW WAS SATIRIZING THEM…THIS YEAR?
I mean, damn.
How dare these people act like they know anything, so should be listened to, on…ANYTHING? They know jack shit!
THEY CAN’T PROCESS MEDIA.
THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE TV PROGRAMS THEY WATCH.
And when someone explains it to them, they become furious and more entrenched in their vengeful fascist fantasies.
The nice thing about fascists is you can always count on them to fuck up like this. It’s their fatal flaw.
Adolf Hitler was asleep when D-Day forces landed, and his generals were worried about waking him to ask for reinforcements.
Oh verily, these stupid fucks are going to lose.
WOMEN WILL SAVE US FROM FASCISM
The women of the United States hath far outpaced men in early voting, and the Donold Chump campaign is fucking worried.
5 days until election day. 60 million people hath voted.
44% men, 54% women.
SMITE!
5 DAYS LEFT.
5. days. left.
5 days until we say goodbye to Donold, once and for all.
5 days until he loses his fourth Election Cycle in a row (2018 Midterms, 2020 Presidential, 2022 Midterms, 2024 Presidential).
5 days until Americans say “ADIOS, PENDEJO!”
Can I get an amen? Awomen? Gaymen? R’amen?
Love,
God
THE OFFERING PLATE
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I mean, You dammit, this much stupidity in the world does not bode well for the future of the species, let alone American democracy. Geez, God, can't You do something? If not, hit us with Your hammer (asteroid, comet, meteor) and make cockroaches the dominant species. They are less stupid than fascists.
That video is absolutely hilarious. They really are dumb as fuck. It's amazing how weird and absurd everything they say and do is. Almost unbelievable.