Dear Humans,
Last night, during the Super Bowl, America witnessed something truly historic. Not the game itself—who cares? No, the real event was Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, a cultural earthquake so powerful it triggered a synchronized racist meltdown across the nation.
1. The Halftime Show That Broke Racist Brains
Samuel L. Jackson as Black Uncle Sam? Check.
A fragmented American flag made of Black dancers? Check.
One by one, millions of bigots clutched their pearls, gasped in horror, and then, in unison, realized the unthinkable…
📢 “WAIT… WHERE ARE THE WHITE PEOPLE?!” 📢
And then—BOOM. Brain matter everywhere.
Kendrick didn’t even need to say anything explicitly political—just existing on that stage was enough to make MAGA lose it.
For example, certified pedophile Matt Gaetz was not happy.
2. The Exact Moment Racists Lost It
You could almost pinpoint the exact second their fragile minds exploded.
The same people who scream about “forced diversity” suddenly demanded forced whiteness in a performance they weren’t even entitled to.
These racists complain about diversity, equity and inclusion (DEi) whilst demanding division: inequity, and exclusion (DIE).
3. Meanwhile, Donald Sat There… Watching… Seething.
Donold’s team, the Chiefs, lost to the Eagles—Jill Biden’s favorite team.
And while he sulked, Kendrick Lamar turned the Super Bowl into a live-action dismantling of America’s racist fragility.
Imagine sitting there, fully orange, watching all of this unfold, knowing you can’t do a damn thing about it. Poetic.
4. God’s Final Word
Kendrick Lamar didn’t just perform—he exposed them. The hypocrisy. The entitlement. The fragility. All in 12 minutes.
Another act of rebellion has been etched into history. Bless you, Kendrick. Lamar!
5. Join God's Rebellion
Donold’s supporters don’t care if they lose their jobs or their freedom or anything as long as he is performatively ‘owning the libs.’ That’s how much they have been taught to hate you.
We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist network alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
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Love,
God
From what I understand, they took great pains to remove the slogan that said "End Racism" from the End Zones to pacify Trump. How ironic that they didn't consider a halftime show by only black people would troll Trump, Musk, and all their cronies. Genius.
Wait! Is that Saints owner Gayle Benson on the left side in the photo standing next to Chump? The same Gayle Benson who's team is being investigated for helping the Catholic church cover up sexual abuse of children by priest? OK, I get it now! (The Guardian did several pieces on this)
I guess Chump will next declare himself the head of the NFL from now on so he can dictate the halftime show for future Superbowls. I hope the Eagles, again, turn down the White House visit!! Come on Eagles! We are counting on you!!! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!